You've just rescued Morello's wife and children, and he has promised to grant you 3 wishes that are within his power (aka stuff 2 league).
ex. Wish 1. Delete Teemo
Wish 2. Change Ahri's ult cooldown back to what it was before she was ever nerfed
Wish 3. Give leona item paths that can make her more than just a dedicated tank.
Wish 1. Unnerf Irelia
Wish 2. Morello shalt never nerf Irelia again
Wish 3. Give Irelia a model/splash based on her concept art
1: Everything future and now unlocked.
2: A special skin just for the champion of my choice.
3: A girlfriend.
I'll have two cokes and some chips.
1. Fix ranking system
2. reinvent supports
3. Balance champs that have been at the top for too long
And it was K
Permaban everyone that mained Teemo
Delete Teemo again
Is Morello married?
1) Fully unlocked account
2) Restore Twisted Fate's ult to global range.
3) Remove quicksilver sash so I can roflstomp with Malzahar.
1. Remove Jax
2. Remove Darius
3. Remove Blitz
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