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In celebration of Halloween, a poem from elo hell....

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poosotasty

Junior Member

10-25-2012

Edit: Yo Nikasaur, my name is Poosotasty. But, I understand why you didn't say it. No hard feelings.



By William "Phreake" Shakespeare

Game 1. Win before the randoms throw,
6 and 0, mid lane I've owned,
AFKs make 5 to 1,
"Please report" "bg" I'm done,
12 elo lost I should have won.
Double double, bloodboil and tumble,
Ignite burns a toplane Rumble.


Game 2. "Mid" "mid" "mid", "I called it first"
"I'll support" though it's my worst,
A faerie charm and 4 wards shopped,
Reset the golems, so we stopped,
From bot bushes I shield from harm,
But my AD Ahri has zero farm,
Condemned to tower by a quick tumble,
With cold feet I flee this rumble,
Double double, bloodboil and tumble,
Ignite ends a botlane rumble.


Game 3. Gold of dragon, red and blue,
Smite on mummy, damage true,
Four-man ult the enemy team,
Ah, to hear a dead Cass scream,
Take the Baron in the dark,
Let Akali make her mark,
Push to win, Shurylia's popped,
None have spawned, we can't be stopped,
"Uhh... where's Jax?" he's at our base!
Vayne Revived and so did Jayce,
I can't believe we lost this race.
Double double, bloodboil and tumble,
Ignite burns a toplane Rumble.
Homework skipped, yet had no fun,
Now my ranked career is done.


Happy Halloween, muahahahahaha....


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The Committee

Senior Member

10-25-2012

simply brilliant.


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Mr Fuji

Senior Member

10-25-2012

nice!


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Cuki

Senior Member

10-25-2012

I love it :3


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Chris Nemo

Senior Member

10-25-2012

I chuckled.


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Nbur

Senior Member

10-25-2012

my life story mang


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Ardarail

Junior Member

11-21-2012

Amazing


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Ardarail

Junior Member

11-21-2012

Congrats on getting in the Summoner Showcase btw :3


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xAltairis

Senior Member

11-21-2012

Nice poem.


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SuzuneMayoi1

Junior Member

11-21-2012

Truly in love with this


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