Best if you don't mid lane. Leave that to the squishies.
Instead hide out in the jungle level 18 or so, Then when you see the enemy team ALL packed together get in them bushes use the following skills in order:
penta kill? fek no an all expenses paid trip back to THE PLATFORM!! YAY!!
Then when it doesn't work and you die. Spam slight variations of this:
/all OMFG NOOOB TEAM!!!1 DINNA NOT OP!!! FUK IM DONE NOOOOOB TEEEM!!!
You'll be the coolest kid at school in no time!
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