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If mitt romney and obama were vs 1 on 1 in proving grounds

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DruidBoy

Junior Member

10-05-2012

what champs would they pick and why?


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True Bandito

Senior Member

10-05-2012

Romney picks a farmer champ (filthy rich) while Obama picks a assassin champ (drone kills).


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Takazok

Senior Member

10-05-2012

romney chooses TF cause mo money

and obama chooses wukong cuz ya know


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Ixionas

Senior Member

10-05-2012

wukong and corporate mundo


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Sage Thanos

Junior Member

10-05-2012

mitt romney taric gold per five more money and obama soraka cause bananas


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DruidBoy

Junior Member

10-05-2012

mitt romney would be gentleman cho and obama would be nasus


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Waffles Inc

Senior Member

10-07-2012

Mitt Romney's platform: reduce spending, grow the economy, still maintain a strong military. He's going to want somebody with very high base stats and base damage values who can subsist on gp10 items. The answer here is probably Nautilus.

Obama is the incumbent. He has four years of actions to cite as far as what he has done, how he governs, etc. He also has prepared much of his signature legislation (Obamacare) to go into effect after the election, meaning a vote for him is a vote for Obamacare--he has made his re-election synonymous with that law. As a pretty orthodox big-government liberal (with some small pragmatic exceptions), he stands for lots of spending supported by relatively high taxation.

So what does Obama want? A champion that farms very well and scales with big items, preferably with some healing (hue) and big advantages for planning ahead. And since he thinks this election is pretty much in the bag already, a right-click cruise control champion would probably be appropriate. The answer, of course, is Master Yi.


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XeroSprite

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10-07-2012

Obama would choose Akali because she walks with her ass sticking out.

Romney would choose Sona because boobs.

http://youtu.be/0wav-36Zito Just a reference.


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ArkLance

Senior Member

10-07-2012

Mitt Romney picks Udyr so he can constantly switch stances.


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