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The reason that I don't play Viktor

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AlphariusRising

Member

10-02-2012

Is I cannot be trusted to not type like a russian migrant who left his heart in the old country.

I might be able to keep it out of all chat but that's a craps shoot.

/all WHY ARE TINY PURPLE THINGS ATTACK ME.
/all THEY ARE GYPSY? WEAK LIKE GYPSY.
/all COUSIN WAS STEAL BY GYPSY. NEVER SEE AGAIN.

/all SHOP NOT SELL VODKA.
/all WHY TINY HAIRY MAN SELL NOT VODKA.
/all HAVE GOLD ENOUGH FOR VODKA. TAKE FROM TINY PURPLE GYPSY.
/all NO TINY MAN. DO NOT WANT EDGE OF INFINITY.
/all WANT VODKA.

/all GG, TEAM IS CAPITALIST PIGS, NOT SHARE WARD BURDEN, ONLY SONA KNOW DIVISION OF LABOR.
/all SNIPER COWBOY WOMAN HAS NOT GLORIOUS KALASHNIKOV, HAS WESTERN GARBAGE RIFLE. FALL APART ALWAYS. NO WONDER IS ALWAYS FREE WEEK.


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pentaRifts

Senior Member

10-02-2012

10/10


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Pleasurewizard

Senior Member

10-02-2012

10/10


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Mors Martell

Member

10-02-2012

10/10 and I am still laughing

I guess in Russia, Viktor plays you


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rabidzombie2015

Recruiter

10-02-2012

10/10 Hilarious


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Thats unhealthy

Senior Member

10-02-2012

9.99/10 lacking vodka


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Kaelzoroden

Senior Member

10-02-2012

Sorry, that seems like a reason to play Viktor.

Someone buy this dude the Prototype skin.


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Ralamar

Member

10-02-2012

Viktor needs a skin with these as his lines.


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Zint

Senior Member

10-02-2012

Sion approves.


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robot910

Recruiter

10-02-2012

*golf clap*