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"A Love Poem, from Amumu"

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Arcade Mikey

Senior Member

10-02-2012

A repost from General Discussion (http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2581677), where this post is probably better located anyways. Enjoy the read! More than open to comments, feedback, criticism, or response of any kind.

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"A Love Poem, from Amumu"

What should I do
To have you notice me?

Because with you, I feel
Like I’m an AFK Teemo
Camouflaged, unnoticed
Will my love ever show?
I’ll recall for the shopkeeper
And spend 125 on a Vision Ward;
I’ll place it here, can you see me now?
Or will I just end up… ignored?

My dearest, I must confess
Your cuteness isn’t stealthed—
It’s brighter than Lux’s fluoresce
More vibrant than Leona’s dawn;
The joy of your wonderful smile,
I’m telling you I don’t need Oracle’s Elixir
To see all of it from across a mile;
So don’t be sad—you’re a champion worthwhile.

I know I’m not an AD Carry
The center of attention—
Like how Draven does it all,
Especially with his over extension
Will I ever get to be your star?
I’ll save you from that terrible fright
When Nocturne shouts out, “Darkness!”
I’ll do my best to be your little knight
I’ll put my life on this one Bandage Toss

I’m not tanky right now, I know
I’ve only got a Heart of Gold for you;
But it would bring me great woe
To see your hit points drop,
And hear “An ally has been slain…”
The very thought makes me throw Tantrums—
I’ll avenge you, I’ll get that big bully Vayne!
Even if her Silver Bolts bring me great… pain…

I remember the first words you said:
“Do you wanna play too? It’ll be fun!”
And that melted the armor of my Frozen Heart—
I was caught without Tenacity—did you cast your stun?
I finally responded, “Let’s be friends forever!”
And those words, I meant it—I wanted to be at your side
With a forever that Zilean would be jealous of
So, do I dare say it? I hope you’re not scared—
But when my heart has its push come to shove,
I think, that… maybe… I… might have fallen in love…

I promise you, you have to believe me!
This isn’t just a simple Ahri charm
If I ever got to lane with you,
I’ll let you have all the gold and farm;
Even if the meta doesn’t let us be together,
I’ll be in the jungle and doing my best
I’ll gank the middle, even cast my ultie
I can cover the lane, you can recall and rest

I’ll be here, giving you the blue buff
Even if I can use it, I’m sure you’d like it more;
Then Kassadin will see why you’re the hot stuff
So go boom! Flash, stun, Ignite and Tibbers!
But don’t forget about me—why is it all about that bear?
“Have you seen my bear Tibbers?” you ask
And suddenly, I’m in tears, and wonder in Despair,
Why can’t you see, my gestures of how much I… care?

He’s only around for forty-five seconds
But, why can’t you see? I can be with you
Forever
To save you from a lonely life of solo queue.

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kittytoast

Senior Member

10-03-2012

D'aaaaaaaaaaw

Nice integration of LoL stuff! It was good!


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Halcyonix

Member

10-03-2012

o.o nice ♥


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Luxiere

Senior Member

10-10-2012

Tears.. Tears everywhere!


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GroovyGoblin

Recruiter

10-11-2012

I love how you integrated a huge number of elements from LoL gameplay. I have a hard time knowing if you were aiming for something funny, sad or both. If you wanted both, I think you succeeded.


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Arcade Mikey

Senior Member

10-26-2012

Bump! Thanks for the love so far, everyone


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M Tauseef N

Member

12-16-2013

;_;


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coffeeman9

Senior Member

12-16-2013

again, through the piles of garbage i sift through everyday, i always end up finding a diamond. a job well done my friend


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