Darkrider Sejuani's Boar-ing Vacation Sale

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Sweagen

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09-24-2012

best sales champ ever

I mean, everything sejuani said was hilarious
keep up the good work riot <3


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RiderPestilence

Junior Member

09-24-2012

GOD dangit i just bought the annie skin two days ago


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Mughi of Ruckus

Senior Member

09-24-2012

Woo! Reverse Annie! And...I guess the rest is...um, that's not a bad Sivr skin? But yay! Reverse Annie! So...when's Annie getting her graphical update? I suppose having the most football-shaped head in The League is a distinction, but it's a pretty dubious one.


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Malíce

Recruiter

09-24-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by sejuani View Post
summoners, i have a dilemma my boar, bristle, has gone home to the tundra for vacation while i have stayed the course on the fields of justice, and i miss him terribly. What is the darkrider without her ride? Her faithful companion? Its been a whole 20 minutes since ive uploaded an adorable picture of him to facebook. I long for battle, summoners, but this lull in the fight has already taken its toll. Let me get straight to the point i am bored. Bristle was always the one to suggest what to do on a saturday night, or take me to the trendiest restaurants in the freljord, or know which taverns have the best happy hours, shoe shopping, which lane to gank

find me a companion while bristle is away with his adorable boar family. Cure me of this languishing boredom at any cost and well see about saving you some cold, hard rp on whoever doesnt make the cut.

  • volibear is an excellent substitute for my bristle, yet he has a strict no-riding policy. As the darkrider, i cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts. 487 rp.
  • xin zhao is strong and persevering a true warrior. But i fear his darting around from foe to foe would cause him to quickly lose interest in the conversation. 487 rp.
  • brand is made of fire. As the winters wrath, i decline on principle. 487 rp.

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  • reverse annie is young and i fear we would have little in common and nothing to discuss. I am looking for stimulating conversation, not a babysitting gig! 487 rp.
  • bandit sivir would make an excellent companion on the hunt, and i would be glad to have the battle mistress at my side. However, i promised bristle id never hunt without him. Its kind of our thing. 487 rp.
  • hextech anivia is a modern marvel of engineering, but ironically enough doesnt hold up in cold weather. Im no mechanic, but those gears and rotors will quickly freeze-up in the freljord. Not safe for this bird. 487 rp.

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these sale prices shall last from september 25 to september 28, so get them now before my boar returns. Ah, how i long to see my bristle. And dont you dare call me a crazy boar lady. youd make excellent pig food.
the pigs name is gristle! Im furious


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enzerozerobee

Senior Member

09-24-2012

"I cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts."
"I cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts."
"I cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts."
"I cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts."
"I cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts."
"I cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts."
"I cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts."
"I cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts."
"I cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts."
"I cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts."
"I cannot fight my natural urge to ride atop powerful beasts."


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JoeDerp

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09-24-2012

The amount of innuendo in the opening post was glorious.


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Omega Z

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09-24-2012

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Originally Posted by BelievInBlue View Post
Any chance of mafia graves going on sale some time soon?
He just went on sale 5 weeks ago.


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Annapii

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09-24-2012

owo I don't think the sale is so bad. What's wrong with the older skins coming into the sale rotation? New people join all the time- I'm sure some of them would like older skins for cheaper.


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Self Stimulation

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09-24-2012

People really need to stop complaining about "bad sales". First of all, this one is relatively good (two 6300's, reverse Annie). And second, Riot is under no obligation to give us sales at all. When these used to be infrequent, no one complained about which champs were on sale. They would just be happy that there was a sale at all, and be happy with what was there. Be a little more grateful, jeez.


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Mysnomer

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09-24-2012

Pretty meh writing, nothing special, but some decently funny snippets. Just more mediocrity to add to the pile. At least the sale is good, though it doesn't knock out any blacklisted items, I'm actually interested in all of these skins.