Look Sona, I don't care how nice the guitar is, I can't afford it.
No, put it down...
Ow my head... are those people dancing?
vayne destroyed all dark items, i had to pay a lot...
taric why the heck do you wants all these gems and fuzzy boots i cant buy all this!
(taric changes into his bloodstone skin)
O_O um ok.......here are your gems and fuzzy boots.
WHEN THE #@@#$@ DID WALMART GET A WHIP SECTION!?!?!
Teemo, we aren't going to buy a new dart gun. Assaulting people is against the law.
(Teemo pulls out automatic rifle)
Ok. We'll buy you a new dart gun.
Vladmir... Hey! Get away from them!
Jax why did you get a pool noodle? Wait, AWWW YEAH!!!
Didn't buy anything.
Fizz shoplifted it. You shoulda seen it when the security guards tried to tackle him.
Oh man. best day ever.
Tryndamere trys to shoplift but police tazor him to death
RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE!
Cho'gath???? I had no idea you were so fond of the lesser creatures, ahem, pets of this worl... nevermind. You are fond of them the same way that T-rex was fond of goats
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