Why you're 1800+ and I'm not.

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xAltairis

Senior Member

09-14-2012

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remember they might have read this too, and will target your tank first, so guess whats gong to happen if you don't have one? Oh yeah! they will be so confused, you'll be penta killing all game!
Oh god I lol'd.


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Cenerae

Senior Member

09-14-2012

Just to throw it out there, but sometimes you have to hit the tanks because they're the only ones you can safely reach <_<

And to add to the parodies...you have missed some important points.

1) Be as aggressive as possible in lane. Disregard things like champion matchup, summoner spells, items, and minion aggro. Kill the other fool. They won't expect a Kassadin to try and 1v1 a Cassiopeia at level 1, and you're garunteed to take them out with ease.

2) If you die to the enemy in lane, make sure to inform them how lucky they were in all chat. Use all caps and call them a scrub to drive the point home. This psychological warfare tactic will make killing them easier when you return to lane. Repeat step 1.

3) If your opponent cheats enough and kills you a whole bunch of times, remember to ping your lane like crazy and direct your jungler to gank by saying in all chat 'OMG NOOB JUNGLE NEVER GANKS GG'. Make sure to inform him how trash he is (in all chat)when he attempts to gank your lane to shut you up, only to give the enemy laner a double kill. It's not like the enemy champion is fed and you're weak or anything, you need to inform your jungler to step up his game and this is the best way.

4) When your scrub team mates inevitably start losing the game for you, spam 'GG NOOB TEAM' in all chat while berating individual team mates for every mistake. This lulls the enemy team into a false sense of security. Your own team will recognise the sheer masterfulness of your plans and will play along, asking the enemy team to report you and end it quicky.

5) Save your skills for landing killing blows. Getting many kills is important as it shows you're good at the game. Be sure to rub this in at every opportunity. Ignore the assists counter, as it has nothing to do with your amazing kill score. Freaking noob supports 0/1/28, l2p.

6) If you win, spam 'GG GET GOOD SCRUBS' or other witty one liners, to establish your dominance of the entire game. If you lose, be sure to spam 'BG' and blame everyone else. You were not the one at fault, and this needs to be communicated.


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bongofrog

Senior Member

09-14-2012

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Originally Posted by Cenerae View Post
Just to throw it out there, but sometimes you have to hit the tanks because they're the only ones you can safely reach <_<

And to add to the parodies...you have missed some important points.

1) Be as aggressive as possible in lane. Disregard things like champion matchup, summoner spells, items, and minion aggro. Kill the other fool. They won't expect a Kassadin to try and 1v1 a Cassiopeia at level 1, and you're garunteed to take them out with ease.

2) If you die to the enemy in lane, make sure to inform them how lucky they were in all chat. Use all caps and call them a scrub to drive the point home. This psychological warfare tactic will make killing them easier when you return to lane. Repeat step 1.

3) If your opponent cheats enough and kills you a whole bunch of times, remember to ping your lane like crazy and direct your jungler to gank by saying in all chat 'OMG NOOB JUNGLE NEVER GANKS GG'. Make sure to inform him how trash he is (in all chat)when he attempts to gank your lane to shut you up, only to give the enemy laner a double kill. It's not like the enemy champion is fed and you're weak or anything, you need to inform your jungler to step up his game and this is the best way.

4) When your scrub team mates inevitably start losing the game for you, spam 'GG NOOB TEAM' in all chat while berating individual team mates for every mistake. This lulls the enemy team into a false sense of security. Your own team will recognise the sheer masterfulness of your plans and will play along, asking the enemy team to report you and end it quicky.

5) Save your skills for landing killing blows. Getting many kills is important as it shows you're good at the game. Be sure to rub this in at every opportunity. Ignore the assists counter, as it has nothing to do with your amazing kill score. Freaking noob supports 0/1/28, l2p.

6) If you win, spam 'GG GET GOOD SCRUBS' or other witty one liners, to establish your dominance of the entire game. If you lose, be sure to spam 'BG' and blame everyone else. You were not the one at fault, and this needs to be communicated.

Those are epic win!!


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Togekiss24

Senior Member

09-15-2012

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Originally Posted by bongofrog View Post
Need to spread the word. Tell the noobs n game to follow this guide!
No need. A high percentage of them already know these pro tips!


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Syrius

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09-15-2012

DC when you die first blood.


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bongofrog

Senior Member

09-15-2012

Anytime someone else gets a kill and you see it: /all STUPD KS NOOOB!!!11


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bongofrog

Senior Member

09-20-2012

one more: If you have an ability that pushes people away, use it to knock enemies away from your group to safty. If people complain about it copy and paste this:

/ALL NOOBZ! U HAFTA ERN UR KILLZ lLOLZ! NO1 KS MEH! B RO!!1`


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nwsm

Member

09-20-2012

qq


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xkhazixmaster18

Senior Member

09-20-2012

If you decide to play tank make sure to stay back as long as you can in team fights. Otherwise they will try to kill you.

Also, real tanks dont need armor. Just build straight health, once you get over 4000 HP you are invincible.


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AngelicShaft

Member

09-21-2012

Or you end up like me and have instalock ashe mid with revive... That happened about 5 times


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