IRL pro tips go here
Laying in the sun without sunscreen will turn you into a lobster.
To get sent to jail, shoot at someone until they die
this thread has no potential. horrible thread idea soryr
Sleeping 4 hours/night because you're playing vidjo games will hurt your school/work work.
Cats > Dogs
EDIT: inb4 downvotes. ...owait..
Do not greet friends who got a cold.
Protip: Using protip in a post makes you sound like an ass.
(Yes, its intentionally ironic.)
Wash your dong before you do it.
Protip: oven pans do not cool down immediately after being set down. Keep the oven mitt on for a while
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