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The Deli

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UrgotFantasy

Senior Member

09-04-2012

(( Im running out of meat bumps here folks.))


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Unique Traveler

Senior Member

09-05-2012

*SG walks into the deli, mumbling to himself about some sort of diet he has heard of lately that consists of very little meat. He sees Mboy and suddenly perks up a little*

Hello there Mboy, haven't seen you in a while. *Looks around* Nice place you got here.

*Looks at menu* I'll take 7lbs of the Bandle City Bologna, sir.


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UrgotFantasy

Senior Member

09-05-2012

Thank you. Seven pounds of bologna? Thatd be 35 gold please.


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Unique Traveler

Senior Member

09-05-2012

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Mboy1100:
Thank you. Seven pounds of bologna? Thatd be 35 gold please.


*Hands 50g over and takes the bologna* I was also wondering if i could sample the ham, may buy that for a friend. Keep the extra, this place looks promising.


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UrgotFantasy

Senior Member

09-05-2012

Sure. And thank you. *cuts off a piece of ham and gives it to SG*


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Unique Traveler

Senior Member

09-05-2012

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Mboy1100:
Sure. And thank you. *cuts off a piece of ham and gives it to SG*



*Sniffs it a little, noting the juices on the ham have a distinct smell that brings a little drool to his mouth, SG eats the ham....*


((10 seconds later, hes dead on the floor..nah its not that bad XD))

*Licking his finger that held the ham, SG takes out a small pouch*

My friend would love this, I'll take two lbs of the ham please.


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UrgotFantasy

Senior Member

09-05-2012

30 gold then please. *cuts up and wraps some ham*


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Unique Traveler

Senior Member

09-05-2012

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Mboy1100:
30 gold then please. *cuts up and wraps some ham*


Yes sir. *Takes 35g out of the pouch and hands it over*

This place does sell some good meat, I'm surprised champions like Warwick or Rengar aren't buying this place out fast. Keep the extra, I hope this place gets some good business.

*Takes the ham and bologna and departs*


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UrgotFantasy

Senior Member

09-05-2012

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Shen Gaoren:
Yes sir. *Takes 35g out of the pouch and hands it over*

This place does sell some good meat, I'm surprised champions like Warwick or Rengar aren't buying this place out fast. Keep the extra, I hope this place gets some good business.

*Takes the ham and bologna and departs*


I believe they like it...screaming as they eat it.

*at this point, Uncle Joe returns from his break to work the front counter and Mboy goes to the back room*


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Razie

Senior Member

09-06-2012

Razmig walks in hurrying to the counter with a notepad

I'm going to need... 5 pounds of Noxian ham, Demacian grade Steak and Ground beef, how much is this gonna cost me? He says looking up from his notepad