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The Deli

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UrgotFantasy

Senior Member

09-02-2012

((This is open RP btw. Forgot to put it in title))

*If there was anything beautiful in life that Mboy had an appreciation for, it was food. He decided at one point in his life that he wanted to own a deli. So he began to pile up money, through both legitimate and illegitamate means. And today he has finally opened his deli. He himself works in the back, taking care of finances, fullfilling special requests.....and sleeping. His Uncle Joe works the counter up front. He is a heavy man wearing butchers clothes and a nametag that says "Hi, I'm Uncle Joe!" There is a menu inside the store and it reads as such*

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Noxian Ham- 15 gold/lb

Demacian Grade Steak- 20 gold/lb

Chuck Ground Beef-15 gold/lb

Valoran Veal- 20 gold/lb

Pimento Loaf ((I think I spelled that right))- 10 gold/lb

Bandle City Bologna: 5 gold/lb

Bratwurst- 15 gold/foot

Salami- 10 gold/lb

Turkey-15 gold/lb


More items will be added soon, to order, consult my Uncle Joe up front. For special requests, such as unique animals to be made into cuts of meat just for you, consult me in the back room. Feel free to ask for a sample, but do not take this the wrong way, thievery will not be tolerated.
Have a nice day everyone!

~Mboy and Uncle Joe

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*Mboy is in the back room and Uncle Joe is up front, waiting for customers*

((Dont troll too hard because of who my character is, the only time you will even HAVE to interact with Mboy is if you want something special))


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UrgotFantasy

Senior Member

09-02-2012

(( Bump for an appreciation of sliced ham))


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SuperMan Pix

Senior Member

09-02-2012

Lulu comes in hefting a heavy,squirming bag and smiles at Uncle Joe

HIYA!! can YOU *huff* CUT this up for ME??

the Sorceress points to the large bag she's hefting


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benjimenfire

Senior Member

09-02-2012

ben walks in 20lb of noxian ham


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HellBringer

Senior Member

09-02-2012

((Omg Lulu eats meat >:O ))


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Emperor Titus

Senior Member

09-02-2012

Yoshi enters the room looking for a place to eat. He notices the price.

Darn, that's too expensive! I don't have the money for that!


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UrgotFantasy

Senior Member

09-02-2012

Quote:
SuperMan Pix:
Lulu comes in hefting a heavy,squirming bag and smiles at Uncle Joe

HIYA!! can YOU *huff* CUT this up for ME??

the Sorceress points to the large bag she's hefting


*Uncle Joe looks in the bag*

Young lady, let that poor man go. Now would you like something else, or a sample of something legal of me to chop up and sell people?


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SuperMan Pix

Senior Member

09-02-2012

Quote:
Mboy1100:
*Uncle Joe looks in the bag*

Young lady, let that poor man go. Now would you like something else, or a sample of something legal of me to chop up and sell people?


poor MAN??? WHAT are you TALKING about!! this-

Lulu opens the bag and lifts up what looks like a large Pig made out of Mousse and Cake

-IS a GLADE PIG!!!

The cake pig visiably moves around in its bindings and oinks

but YEA!! how much WOULD IT cost me for YOU TO cut this PIG up??


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UrgotFantasy

Senior Member

09-02-2012

Quote:
benjimenfire:
ben walks in 20lb of noxian ham


*uncle joe looks cuts some up and wraps it*
Thatd be 400 gold. Sorry if it seems a little expensive right now, prices will go down after the store ppicks up some business.

*Uncle Joe looks to yoshi*

Im sorry to hear that sir, would you like a sample of the ham to convince you to keep us in your patronage until prices lower a little?


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UrgotFantasy

Senior Member

09-02-2012

Quote:
SuperMan Pix:
poor MAN??? WHAT are you TALKING about!! this-

Lulu opens the bag and lifts up what looks like a large Pig made out of Mousse and Cake

-IS a GLADE PIG!!!

The cake pig visiably moves around in its bindings and oinks

but YEA!! how much WOULD IT cost me for YOU TO cut this PIG up??


hmmm...*examines it* well I dont specialize in this kind of animal....you should go to Morgana's bakery.