Ask Sion

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Ask0Sion

Junior Member

08-22-2012

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Originally Posted by Ask Mad Chemist View Post
So you call your axe chopper right?
Also how does Death's casress works?
((welcome to the forum))
Yes, I call him chopper. Why? do you find it a stupid name mad one.

Well basically when I go to kill a demacian than I use the souls of hes family and close friends to protect me and after I get bored of hearing there cries for mercy I let them free and in the rush for freedom they hurt any one standing in there way just to vanish in a few seconds getting there souls sent to hell to spend an entirety at satan and hitlers bachelor house getting trolled for life by trundle.


Sion, the Undead Champion.


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Ask0Sion

Junior Member

08-22-2012

{{ Sorry guys, you'll have to wait for replys every one is dling and I gtg so enternet to slow to do fast replys for every one and not enough time but when I get back later today I'll stop dl's and answer all of tham questions you got}}


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Ask0Sion

Junior Member

08-23-2012

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Originally Posted by AskPantheon View Post
((Who is your daddy, and what does he do?))
My daddy? Well he is my dad baker, why do you ask?

What does he do well this will explain it better.

Sharpen Chopper LIKE A DAD
Kill Demacians LIKE A DAD
Brush hes teeth LIKE A DAD
Use demacian blood toothpaste LIKE A DAD
Eat demacians LIKE A DAD
Follow orders LIKE A DAD
Not by Swain LIKE A DAD
Stands in front line LIKE A DAD
Has highest rank on Noxus LIKE A DAD
Teaches me different ways to swing chopper LIKE A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT
Eat some bacon strips LIKE A DAD

You know the normal things a dad dose.


Sion, the Undead Champion.


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Ask0Sion

Junior Member

08-23-2012

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Originally Posted by Vinyl Bot View Post
Dear Sion,

You smell terrible. Please stay upwind of me from now on.

Evelynn
Careful that you don't fall over those high heels, I like it when my enemies get a chance to run and cry for mercy and getting there blood all over chopper is much better when they had a chance to get away.


Sion, the Undead Champion.


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Ask0Sion

Junior Member

08-23-2012

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Originally Posted by Geokhan View Post
All you need to do is destroy him or raise him from the dead.


On that note,

Sion,

You interested in a new set of armor?
ARMOR?!?!?!? THAT IS MADNESS, If I wanted armor I'd be as good as one of those demacians, in other words I'd be a disgrace to my family, worthless on the front line needing protection and even if I did need any I would just use Death's Caress Dozing of thinking about it and how he would be in armor wondering if this Summoner is on to something, after a short delay he starts to laugh inside to that horrible idea.


Sion, the Undead Champion


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Dear Urgot

Senior Member

08-30-2012

How many wheeze Demacians do you think you've felled, Sion? Gasp Dozens? Hundreds?


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Ask the Madman

Member

10-26-2012

((I haven't seen anyone post in this thread for a while... was sort of toying with the idea of picking up Sion if no one was interested. If anyone is, please, go on ahead. But I figured I'd express my interest.))


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Civilized Rat

Senior Member

10-26-2012

((I'm against anyone having more than one champion, but feel free.))


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