Gragas is so fat that when you buy a banshee veil, you can't see the shield O.o
Gragas is so sexy that riot had to release a lady garagas skin, after a day they made 100000000 profit.
I suck at making up those things D;<
Gragas is so fat that people started making jokes about him being the sexiest thing in the world, even though he's actually completely disgusting.
Gragas is so fat his fatness actually implodes into itself and makes him sexy.
Gragas is so awesome that you can actually win your games even if you try to outdrink him...
Gragas is so fat your thread is going to get closed.
Gragas is so fat, whenever you play a game with him, you will experience unbearable lag due to, "Server overload."
Gragas is so fat, yo momma ain't nuthin by comparison.
Gragas is so fat, Yordles get caught in orbit around him.
Gragas is so fat he has to buy a couple giant belts to make his sunfire cape.
Gragas is so fat that when he puts on his sunfire cape even commando Garen goes blind.
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