Why are Taric/Ezreal considered Gay?

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Krathalos

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09-13-2010

do people really not realize that the OP is saying ezreal is a girl and isn't a lesbian?


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Nikolapro

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09-13-2010

They aren't gay, the just like men, okay?


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Malak al Maut

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09-13-2010

Ezreal is a cute girl.


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Tyhan

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09-13-2010

Taric is a stereotypically gay dude. Ezreal is a stereotypical shounen-manga protagonist, thus japanese based, thus hate.


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Stexe

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09-13-2010

I'm pretty sure everyone in Runeterra is "open" with their sexual status. I mean heck, you have people that come in all shapes and sizes and probably “look like a white chocolate doll-boy” (Sgt. Hatred). I mean you have a TON of Yordles, both male and female, running around. I'm sure there is a lot of inter species breeding going on.

Here's a good quote to think about:

Quote:
Sgt. Hatred: Hank, you know about the birds and the bees, right?
Hank: For like two years now!
Sgt. Hatred: Well, you know how some bees like other bees and some birds like other birds?
Hank: Like Uncle Gentleman?
Sgt. Hatred: Right. Now there are some birds that like eggs, and eggs are fragile and can't defend themselves. So some egg lovers take experimental drugs to not like eggs. Because I don't want to like eggs.
Hank: I already know that you used to be a pedestrian.
Sgt. Hatred: Yeah, I also like bees! I've had my share of honey.


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Perennial

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09-13-2010

cause ppl that question their own sexuality are the ones calling everyone gay ^^


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Dancing Cow

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09-13-2010

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Originally Posted by xbombr View Post
Taric is not gay. That's truly truly outrageous.

Ezreal's stems from his dance, but it's the Haruhi dance so yeah.
This. Also, Ezreal looks a bit too much like Justin Bieber.

Did you hear the recent news on that guy? Apparently he accidentally mystic shot a police officer and almost got arrested for it.


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EveryTimeV

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09-13-2010

The reasoning that someone is gay because they wear pink is funny.

Pink should be the last colour you're afraid of if you're a real man.


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Loki213

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09-13-2010

They are gay because every time im near one in game they appear on my gaydar as little pink dots.


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BACKSTABUUU

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09-13-2010

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Originally Posted by Akudemi View Post
Armor of the 5th Age is a bit too flamboyant.
It's actually a WoW joke but whatever.

People just rage at Taric because he has glorious hair that nobody will ever obtain, haters gonna hate.

People make fun of Ezreal because he looks like every anime character ever, so that makes him gay by association.