it has been two months now

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Surakai

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09-28-2014

since the first and last time I saw this massive black spider near my desk yet I still think about him almost every day. it was so big that if you put him on top of a penny, his legspan may have even crossed the border. and this ****er was so fast, it makes me want to throw up knowing that spiders that fast actually exist.

what am I suppose to do if I catch his attention and he's all like "I want to crawl on that sh*t"? It's not like I can climb on top of the refrigerator to avoid him, there is no getting away. I'd literally have to be floating in mid air to have a chance, and even then, he'd probably just shoot his web at me and bring himself in.


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donthitonmegirls

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09-28-2014

There's been spiders the size of my hand in my house and I've considered them all my friends.
So long as they do their part in keeping flies away they can crash for as long as they want.


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Surakai

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09-28-2014

until you wake up with one sleeping in your mouth or you sit down on a toilet and one randomly pops out and grabs your ass


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donthitonmegirls

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09-29-2014

They couldn't fit in my mouth if they tried.


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Jesus thy Lord

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09-29-2014

Quote:
Originally Posted by donthitonmegirls View Post
They couldn't fit in my mouth if they tried.
Bow chica bow wow