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Ask Leona

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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

07-25-2012

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Vinyl Bot:
I take it then that you don't want ol' Viktor to have a print of your portrait?






...No.


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Ask the Herald

Member

07-25-2012

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Vinyl Bot:
And people say I'm perverted. Trying to get her clothes off and on a medical table, Viktor? For shame.


Perverted? Perverted? No, Summoner, I am merely attempting to pioneer an era of progress and technology. What is it that you do, precisely? Request that women pose without any garments whatsoever for the sake of "art"? Really? Justifying seeing the bare mortal form, which is so frail and inefficient, by claiming "beautification" is nothing but a disgusting excuse to idolize the appearance of females.

Do the same for male champions, then I may take your claims seriously. But until then, do not dare try to place me within your same level of shameful interest.

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Leona Bott:
I'm afraid I'll still have to refuse. I'm just not comfortable with it.


....Well, I can not force you to if you do not wish it. However, I would suggest you speak to Pantheon about his experience with this biological examination.


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

07-25-2012

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Ask the Herald:
Perverted? Perverted? No, Summoner, I am merely attempting to pioneer an era of progress and technology. What is it that you do, precisely? Request that women pose without any garments whatsoever for the sake of "art"? Really? Justifying seeing the bare mortal form, which is so frail and inefficient, by claiming "beautification" is nothing but a disgusting excuse to idolize the appearance of females.

Do the same for male champions, then I may take your claims seriously. But until then, do not dare try to place me within your same level of shameful interest.



But he made me feel pretty...


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Drunk Reiora

Senior Member

07-25-2012

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Ask the Herald:
Perverted? Perverted? No, Summoner, I am merely attempting to pioneer an era of progress and technology. What is it that you do, precisely? Request that women pose without any garments whatsoever for the sake of "art"? Really? Justifying seeing the bare mortal form, which is so frail and inefficient, by claiming "beautification" is nothing but a disgusting excuse to idolize the appearance of females.

Do the same for male champions, then I may take your claims seriously. But until then, do not dare try to place me within your same level of shameful interest.


Is this why you also hide surveillance cameras within the private quarters of Draven and Orianna, Herald? And Katarina and Lux?

For SCIENCE, hmm?


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

07-25-2012

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Ask the Herald:
Perverted? Perverted? No, Summoner, I am merely attempting to pioneer an era of progress and technology. What is it that you do, precisely? Request that women pose without any garments whatsoever for the sake of "art"? Really? Justifying seeing the bare mortal form, which is so frail and inefficient, by claiming "beautification" is nothing but a disgusting excuse to idolize the appearance of females.

Do the same for male champions, then I may take your claims seriously. But until then, do not dare try to place me within your same level of shameful interest.


But I do! I've painted both Udyr and Renekton in similar states of undress. If you're asking if I prefer to paint women... yes I do.


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Ask the Megling:
But he made me feel pretty...


I only showed you what was already there, m'dear.


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Snowy Poro

Senior Member

07-25-2012

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Ask the Herald:



....Well, I can not force you to if you do not wish it. However, I would suggest you speak to Pantheon about his experience with this biological examination.

I'll speak with Pantheon about it, if he trusts you, then so will I.


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Ask the Herald

Member

07-25-2012

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Ask the Megling:
But he made me feel pretty...


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Vinyl Bot:
But I do! I've painted both Udyr and Renekton in similar states of undress. If you're asking if I prefer to paint women... yes I do.


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Drunk Reiora:
Is this why you also hide surveillance cameras within the private quarters of Draven and Orianna, Herald? And Katarina and Lux?

For SCIENCE, hmm?


{{ Quiet, you! You shouldn't know about any of that....

Actually, how do you know about that? }}


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Drunk Reiora

Senior Member

07-25-2012

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Ask the Herald:
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{{ Quiet, you! You shouldn't know about any of that....

Actually, how do you know about that? }}


((during the hug-a-thon, or whatever it's called, Brolaf showed me recordings you gave him.

Don't ask why he would show me that, the important thing is it happened.))


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

07-25-2012

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Leona Bott:
I'll speak with Pantheon about it, if he trusts you, then so will I.


I don't suppose you'd then be adverse to my presence? The way I see it, if you're already going to be nude...


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Snowy Poro

Senior Member

07-25-2012

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Vinyl Bot:
I don't suppose you'd then be adverse to my presence? The way I see it, if you're already going to be nude...


.../faceplam

This is why I didn't want to do it.