...Kassadin actually could be Batman.
Ask the Megling
Jayce isn't cool enough to be Batman. Imagine Jayce saying "I'm Batman". It just looks silly.
Ezreal makes sense as Robin though.
Ask the Herald
I'm a Commando, I don't live by your rules.
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