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Ask Zyra

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Ask Zyra

Senior Member

07-13-2012

Hello Summoners,

I've come to understand a few of you wish to talk with me and ask various things. Now come closer into my garden. I promise my flowers will not hurt you. Unless you annoying me that is. Then no place will be safe for you.


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Drunk Reiora

Senior Member

07-13-2012

Zyra,

Do you... Even eat breakfast? Or anything at all?


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

07-13-2012

Dear Zyra,

Allow me to formally welcome you to the community, m'dear! My name is Albert and I have a very important question to ask you: Are you at all interested in art? If so, would you be willing to donate your body and your time to participating in said art? If so, please respond as soon as possible, and remember: Clothing is not just optional, it's prohibited! *gigglesnort* I slay me...

Sincerely, Summoner Wrack


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AskKarthus

Senior Member

07-13-2012

(( Are you sure that starting the Ask thread before the champ is released is a wise decision? ))


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Kameil

Recruiter

07-13-2012

((Well she's got the lore, I guess it should be okay. I know one thing, she's hungry for animals and humans!))


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

07-13-2012

((Her lore is out, it's okay.))

So Zyra, you're a plant. If you think you're poplar, then birch please.


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

07-13-2012

Quote:
Ask the Megling:
((Her lore is out, it's okay.))

So Zyra, you're a plant. If you think you're poplar, then birch please.


((Horrible plant puns will get you slapped. *smack*))


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Scrubby Yum Yums

Senior Member

07-13-2012

Quote:
Ask the Megling:
((Her lore is out, it's okay.))

So Zyra, you're a plant. If you think you're poplar, then birch please.


This isn't the time for flowery wordplay, Tristana.


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AskKarthus

Senior Member

07-13-2012

Quote:
Ask the Megling:
((Her lore is out, it's okay.))

So Zyra, you're a plant. If you think you're poplar, then birch please.


(( I don't know which is more painful to look at, those puns, or Tristy's chest. ))


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

07-13-2012

I will not arbor such disgraceful puns. One more and I will leaf!