@Arkenes - Gangplank. An ark is a boat. Boat, pirate ship. Get to the raidin'.
@omgwing - KAYLE
@SlugDC - Kog'maw, because they're all extremely ugly, the champion and slugs. They also happen to have gooey excretions and spit gross stuff, and move horrendously slow.
@ Rainie Day - Janna because of her Abilities.
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