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Ask WolfMan

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04-11-2012

Will provide words of knowledge and insight for bacon, extra rare stake or live children.

-Warwick


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Ask Ezreal

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04-11-2012

warwick do you ever go out hunting with wolves? and what's your favorite thing to hunt?


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Ask WolfMan

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04-11-2012

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warwick do you ever go out hunting with wolves?
On occasion, yes. Although it depends on the pack really, you should see the look on the pups at the Rift when they see me coming. Aside from that my wolf isn't the best, not a popular guy.

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what's your favorite thing to hunt?
Anything that screams, and runs, Teemo 'd be a nice catch if only the fur didn't get stuck in yer teeth. And the shrooms. I can take down anything bigger, but that litter bugger's got another thing coming if he thinks he can one up me in poisons. Every once in a while, someone around Zaun can always go missing. Very dangerous place at night.

-Warwick - Devourer of 1 Thousand Small Blind Ionian Orphans


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HyperSnyperNOOB

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04-11-2012

Do you watch Glee?


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Ask WolfMan

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04-11-2012

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Do you watch Glee?
Are you a good runner? If I were you I would start running.

-Warwick - Dark Lord of the Sith


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Rocket Fuel

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04-11-2012

Warwick how do you feel about urf day where alot of people miss him and loved him so much? and what are your intentions with soraka now that she lives again?


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Ask WolfMan

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04-11-2012

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Warwick how do you feel about urf day where alot of people miss him and loved him so much? and what are your intentions with soraka now that she lives again?
Know this, summoner. I am not called the Deathmaker for idle and foolish reasons, I was burning villages and making flesh rot from bones while Singed was in diapers. Do I care if people scream my name as a curse? I relish it, as much as I savour every last bite of my meals.
I defend my actions with thus:
1. I'm not that into seafood, but I heard legendary manatee was a delicacy.
2. The look on that prissy unicorn's face was worth all the effort.
3. You have to admit he looks good on me.

As for the Starchild, she's going to get what's coming to her eventually. She's a failure even at curses, her precious hate has only made me stronger. I used to watch my potions of death as they distilled, I'm very good at playing the waiting game.

-Warwick - Fetcher of Newspapers


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LoonyLovegood

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04-11-2012

Do you have to wear a flea collar?


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Ask WolfMan

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04-11-2012

I DO NOT HAVE FLEAS! (scratches back of head)
...Once every 2 months...

-Warwick - Yeah this is tiring already


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Grand Viper

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04-11-2012

Dear Warwick.

How fat is your momma?


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