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How do you catch a girls heart?

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Hypntick

Member

08-25-2010

Quote:
Zileas:
Get a picture of yourself wearing these slippers:
http://www.trollandtoad.com/pd2937810.html?associateid=97_4
http://www.trollandtoad.com/products/fullshot.php?fullshot=287965.jpg

Then, post your income as 15k-30k on match.com even if you make 10x that.

You will ONLY get messages from sincere, decent, geeky women who probably post similar threads on the hello kitty online off topic forum. You might not get many messages, but the ones you get likely will be good.

Or just be really attractive, like any of us here at Riot who will be in the Men of Riot Swimsuit Calendar.


Per my wife, this would work for her.


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Zileas

VP of Game Design

08-25-2010

Quote:
Hypntick:
Per my wife, this would work for her.


By would, I assume you mean, would have at some point in the past before you won her over with your charms!


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heyguyshowudoin

Member

08-25-2010

Show her your big yeti. Girls like big yetis. uh huh.


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Dreampod

Senior Member

08-25-2010

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heyguyshowudoin:
Show her your big yeti. Girls like big yetis. uh huh.


Unfortunately Willump is already taken by Nunu and Yeti's are notoriously possesive.


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Dreampod

Senior Member

08-25-2010

Get out and involved with a social group, casual (mixed gender) sports league, or other activity that has women involved and interested in it. Choose something that you find interesting but doesn't lean heavily towards couples.

Meet women and become friends with them. Ask one out on a date but even if you do so make sure you keep becoming friends with the other women so that if it doesn't work out you have other options and because more friends is always a great thing. A solid or casual friendship is the best foundation for a relationship - knowing that you like your partner and share interests is an amazing starting place.

For extra effect try looking for a local ballroom dance class (try your local university or college). It is actually WAY more fun than most people give it credit for, very physical (don't discount how much getting sweaty together forms a connection), and is something that many (most?) women are interested in but have ever tried. Comment casually to those new female friends in your other new activity that you've wanted to learn to dance but don't have anyone to go with and watch them fall over themselves for you.


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Bunny King

Senior Member

08-26-2010

Be a badass like chuck norris and Jesse Perring. girls love alpha males. lol


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Lopatnik

Senior Member

08-26-2010

Show her your room where you have every wall made of her photos, and lock the door behind you


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KimchiDestroyer

Senior Member

08-26-2010

MY ELO TROLOLOLOLOL HAHHAHA justkidding. :l


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Maso420024

Senior Member

08-26-2010

Here. Here this is the BEST pickup line. EVER, Works Every Time


How Much Does A Polar Bear Weigh?....

Enough To Break The Ice! ........Can I Get Your Number?


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Whist

Senior Member

08-26-2010

Quote:
eLoox:
qft.

believe it or not... telling a girl you don't like her is great for lowering her defenses.

quick lesson on picking a girl up:

1. show her u'r not interested
2. talk to her friends, ignore her
3. after a while make it so that u can talk to her in private.
4. tell her that she's pretty.. but beauty is common and ask her how she is better than the other girls.
5. ???
6. profit


1. show her you're not interested
2. talk to her friends
3. get confused as to why her friends don't care to talk to you any more because they only talked to you since their friend liked you
4. get sad as you blew your chances with a girl you really did like
5. probably get sad about your poor decision making, get wasted, and then because of that decision making wake up in your bed covered in your own vomit and spend the rest of the day feeling terrible and cleaning up your mess.