Welcome to the Forum Archive!

Years of conversation fill a ton of digital pages, and we've kept all of it accessible to browse or copy over. Whether you're looking for reveal articles for older champions, or the first time that Rammus rolled into an "OK" thread, or anything in between, you can find it here. When you're finished, check out the boards to join in the latest League of Legends discussions.

GO TO BOARDS


How do you catch a girls heart?

Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Jenova Project

Senior Member

08-25-2010

Quote:
UchihaWalid:
I am trying to fish some


LOL you are asking league of legends players?


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Gorefriend

Senior Member

08-25-2010

Use this pick up line. It works 100% of the time.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Tumbling Dice

Senior Member

08-25-2010

if you have the cash, you can buy her heart.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

ExpertSockThrow

Senior Member

08-25-2010

My boyfriend got me by introducing me to Exalted, playing Diablo II straight through all the difficulty modes with me, being cute, making delicious fried rice, and playing games with me when we're not sleeping or doing other things... so... be cute, honest, and take an interest in her hobbies!

PROTIP: the more it costs to please a girl, the less her actual value is.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Bun Nee

Senior Member

08-25-2010

Be good at video games.





....Or is that just me?


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Zileas

VP of Game Design

08-25-2010

Quote:
UchihaWalid:
I am trying to fish some


Get a picture of yourself wearing these slippers:
http://www.trollandtoad.com/pd2937810.html?associateid=97_4
http://www.trollandtoad.com/products/fullshot.php?fullshot=287965.jpg

Then, post your income as like $0-$25K on match.com even if you make 10x that.

You will ONLY get messages from sincere, decent, geeky women who probably post similar threads on the hello kitty online off topic forum. You might not get many messages, but the ones you get likely will be good.

Or just be really attractive, like any of us here at Riot who will be in the Men of Riot Swimsuit Calendar.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Katreyasaunt

Member

08-25-2010

Kali-mah!


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

IronLegion

Recruiter

08-25-2010

You bet read HotshotGGs guide to the universe: FARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARMFARM
You're gonna need the extra gold for the wedding.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Fragglerock

Recruiter

08-25-2010

Quote:
Zileas:
Get a picture of yourself wearing these slippers:
http://www.trollandtoad.com/pd2937810.html?associateid=97_4
http://www.trollandtoad.com/products/fullshot.php?fullshot=287965.jpg

Then, post your income as 15k-30k on match.com even if you make 10x that.

You will ONLY get messages from sincere, decent, geeky women who probably post similar threads on the hello kitty online off topic forum. You might not get many messages, but the ones you get likely will be good.

Or just be really attractive, like any of us here at Riot who will be in the Men of Riot Swimsuit Calendar.



Some personal experience there?


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

eLoox

Senior Member

08-25-2010

Quote:
MiniBibi:
EEEw I hate beards. My bf got my heart by.... rejecting me LOL! I knew it had to be a challenge! Now he's mine for good!


qft.

believe it or not... telling a girl you don't like her is great for lowering her defenses.

quick lesson on picking a girl up:

1. show her u'r not interested
2. talk to her friends, ignore her
3. after a while make it so that u can talk to her in private.
4. tell her that she's pretty.. but beauty is common and ask her how she is better than the other girls.
5. ???
6. profit