In 2 weeks it will officially be Eve's Nerfday. Lets celebrate

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UnspunReality

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06-06-2012

Ok. Lets not. I love Eve and now it's turning a year since Eve lost her stun and her ult lost its globalness(Which wasn't reported).

Riot is dropping the ball here. I've never heard of any company in the history of companies who've left a problem this long without even trying to fix it. Exxon? They were fixing it as it happened. The earthquake in Japan? We were sending them money to help with the relief efforts.

Eve? Ignored and all we get old is, 'Soon.' 'Eventually.' 'Its done but needs x y and z testing by a b and c groups who then need to give a 7200 page report on why l m n o and p are 6 afraid of 7.'.

So yes, on June 22, 2012. It will officially be Eve's First Nerf Day. The Yorick patch, where Eve was buried. Where Eve's grave was dug. Where she became a specter of her former self. Where she received her final nail in the coffin.

If you miss Eve along with me, stand up and celebrate her nerfday and remind riot of why they're literally the worst company ever.

And now, a few words for Eve.

  • Hate Spike: missile speed increased.
  • Shadow Walk will now apply a 30/35/40/45/50% slow for 3 seconds instead of a stun for 1/1.25/1.5/1.75/2 seconds.
  • Malice and Spite:
    • Health restored reduced to 150/225/300 per kill or assist from 350/500/650.
    • Attack speed bonus reduced to 25/50/75% from 50/75/100%.


Yes, we see your hate spike buff. And we thank the riot gods you were left on such a high note. Thank you.



IT IS OFFICIALLY EVE'S NERFDAY! CELEBRATE EVERYONE! PLAY EVE IN RANKED. LISTEN TO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIPX83zfKsA&list=UUQuVMJRqwf8aLc0oOmVi Xtg&index=6&feature=plcp . REMIND RIOT THEY'VE FAILED FOR OFFICIALLY A YEAR(Longer, but hey, we have a solid date today)

ALSO HATE ALL THE YORICKS TODAY. HE DUG HER GRAVE. NAILED HER COFFIN. MADE HER A SPECTRE OF HER FORMER SELF. OTHER GRAVE DIGGER PUNS. **** YOU YORICK PATCH.

(Anyone else think its a coincidence the servers are down today? I think not.)

Celebrate on Reddit too! http://redd.it/vf6zn


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MadPriest

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06-06-2012

Relevant song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIPX8...6&feature=plcp

BRING EVELYNN BACK QQ!!


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MrHedge64

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06-06-2012

Oh man these particle effects are only taking 2 years guys


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UnspunReality

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06-06-2012

Thanks guys. Keep this bumped until her nerfday comes around. =(


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Extra Pistol

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06-06-2012

+1 for Nerfday

didn't even read the thread


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Tsaalyo

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06-06-2012

Keep this thread bumped, people, at least until the 22nd. Riot, now would be a GREAT time to lay on some good news.

@Morello
@Xypherous
@Tryndamere
@Riot
@Statikk


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S1rRagealotUK

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06-06-2012

Evelynn....*sniffs* happy nerfday *tears* .....no i cant say that sorry this is not happy


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FabulousJeremy

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06-06-2012

Stealth Rework was just a lie to get us to quiet down for a while.


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MadPriest

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06-06-2012

this bump is bumpy.


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alphaJackal

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06-06-2012

On June 22, everyone should make an effort to play at least one game with Evelynn in remembrance.