Ask the Purple Towers

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The Ground

Member

06-05-2012

(I have been looking around the RP threads, namely in the Ask___ threads and found that there were ones for champions I liked already. So I looked for something that haden't been done yet and thought up this. Enjoy)


Hey Summoners!

Bill: We see you talking to all the champions and everyone else but no one ever seems to be interested in what WE want to talk about.

Bruce: Yeah so we figured we would put ourselves out there.

Bob: Yeah. So hey, I'm Bob in the middle here. That's Bill up top and Bruce is at the bottom. We're the first row towers.

Bruce: Meaning we're the first ones who get to whoop you! Or um…back you up.

Bill: Behind us are our Wingmen the second row top, mid, and bottom towers. Tom, Brick, and Harry respectfully.

Harry: Suuuuup Bros!

Bob: Guarding the inhibiters in the third row are Spartacus, Spartacus, and Hector back there.

Bill: Hector's in the middle isn't he?

Bruce: No man. Hector's back behind Harry in the third lane with me.

Bill: Oh yes! Keep forgetting that. Why are two of them named Spartacus?

Bob: No idea. Anyway I guess that’s it-

Bruce: Wait man! You almost forgot about Munk and Grunk with the Nexus.

Bob: Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me! Don't want to forget those two rockheads.

Phil (Fountain Tower): Excuse me! You forgot about me!

Bruce: No one likes you Phil!

Bob: Ahem. Like I said, that’s everyone! So throw us your questions or whatever!


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AskKarthus

Senior Member

06-05-2012

(( Oh, dear... ))


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MysticalRaven

Senior Member

06-05-2012

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Ask Irie

Senior Member

06-05-2012

((Wha.....))


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Ask Vayne

Senior Member

06-05-2012

Dear Purple Towers,

You see me riding a massive horsecock in pic. What do?

(They see me rollin'...they hatin'...patrollin' they try to catch me ridin' dirty.)


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Dark Djiin Artie

Member

06-05-2012

Do you guys specializing in camping by chance?


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Getsuneko

Senior Member

06-05-2012

Spawn camping...


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The Ground

Member

06-05-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by AskKarthus View Post
(( Oh, dear... ))
Karthus HAS BEEN SLAIN!

Bob: That was weird. Why was he just standing there looking at me?

Bruce: Lag maybe?

Bob: Whats lag? Oh great. Now his ghost is staring at me. Why does he have to be so creepy?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Steelmill View Post
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Bill: There was some minion with a bomb for a head trying to blow itself up.

Bruce: Maybe it has a spell that can hurt us, like Ramm-

Bob: Don't you dare say that name!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ask Irie View Post
((Wha.....))
Bruce: This champion is all slack jawed too. I almost don't want to shoot her.

Irielia HAS BEEN SLAIN!

Bruce: Almost...


(I actually do have ideas for this, so you could at least try instead of assuming the worst right off the bat.)


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ogaman

Senior Member

06-05-2012

(( lol k this is funny ))

Dear towers,
What do you do with all the gold you get from your minion kills?

-A curious summoner


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The Ground

Member

06-05-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ask Vayne View Post
Dear Purple Towers,

You see me riding a massive horsecock in pic. What do?
Bob: Hey, I'm not here to judge. Unless your on the Blue side, then I blow you to various bits of cooked meat.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Djiin Artie View Post
Do you guys specializing in camping by chance?
Bob: Actually yes, we do. Do you have a problem with that? If so I think we can talk it out. As soon as you take a few more steps closer...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Getsuneko View Post
Spawn camping...
Phil: Ha! Not as long as I'm around! I am the mightiest of the towers! If you've gotten to me then those other lazy bums aren't doing their jobs!

Bruce: He can't see it but I'm rolling my eyes right now.


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