Job interview

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Lysergik

Senior Member

09-02-2014

I have a job interview in a couple hours at a gas station. Any tips? Should I wear a shirt and tie?


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Carltonn

Senior Member

09-02-2014

Drench yourself in gasoline to prove that you are serious about this job opportunity.


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Dances

Senior Member

09-02-2014

Quote:
Originally Posted by Carltonn View Post
Drench yourself in gasoline to prove that you are serious about this job opportunity.
and make sure your have a match box handy in case they reject you


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Keenano

Member

09-02-2014

make sure to pee in his office to assert your dominance op. good luck


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DarkvolcanReborn

Senior Member

09-02-2014

Honesty is the best policy - let him know you're just there because you need money, and you don't actually give a **** about his gas station.
Honest people are always rewarded.


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Axel DC

Member

09-02-2014

Do not wear a tie. Maybe a collared shirt like a polo or a short sleeve dress shirt, but no tie.


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Arch Mage Magnus

Senior Member

09-02-2014

I'd recommend wearing a tie. Always dress as good as possible for a job interview. There really is no such thing as over dressing. What is he going to say "Wow, that guy really over-dressed?" - not likely. Looking and feeling professional not only looks good, but it helps your own self confidence walking into any interview as a professional, and only helps for interview experience later in life.


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Lexander420

Senior Member

09-02-2014

dont forget to get some smoke


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grimreefa

Senior Member

09-02-2014

Take a long hot shower and make sure there is a woman in charge of doing your clothes, not a man, women are simply better than us at doing laundry. (don't mean to be sexist but it's true)

Just make sure you look presentable and just lie your ass off if you need to. Your mission is to impress and show you came because you wanted to work there at this point.


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Ethereal1

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09-02-2014

Leave a good first impression. Good Luck


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