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Xiao

Senior Member

10-29-2009

The Yordles don't have much distinction.
Some have fur, some are dead, all are fiction.
But what's perfectly real,
Is that they are all heels
Since they drove the Meglings to extinction.

Well, I'm sorry, there aren't a whole lot of -inction rhymes.


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aerborne

Senior Member

10-29-2009

but it's true they killed the meglings!


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Xiao

Senior Member

10-29-2009

Well, into black shield my spells slammed,
To be honest, I felt a bit scammed.
There's a need for the spell,
But for me it's like Hell
When "immune" on my screen, it is spammed.


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Xiao

Senior Member

10-29-2009

All the red posts, well it's quite a boon,
To hear Devs more than once a blue moon.
But it is rather lame
That they all sound the same.
Want a feature? Well, it's coming "soon."


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Dakisarak

Senior Member

10-29-2009

I heard Alistar's from nantucket...


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Xiao

Senior Member

10-29-2009

The minotaur is from nantucket,
And his horn, into Shaco he stuck it.
But he must have been high
'Cause is it was made of knives.,
So he bought some damn wards and said "**** it."


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reziel

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Senior Member

10-29-2009

there once was a man in the store
who saw the price structure and swore
that he'd never pay cash
IP he will stash
until he needs it no more

or here's another store related one


there once was a brand spankin new store
it had champions and skins galore
but then it went down
my face had a frown
but hai guys HAVE SOME NEW LORE!


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Xiao

Senior Member

10-29-2009

Dota got lame with monot'ny,
And "Hahn" might as well be a copy.
But "Lawl"s pretty phat,
If it only weren't that,
Adobe Air's code is so sloppy.

It's a "champion" now -- not a "hero,"
And that's "Yi" with the sword -- not "Yurnero."
And it's "Jax" -- not an "Axe,"
On "inhibs" -- not our "rax."
But with dodge I still hit him for "zero." -_-

Getting wrecked? It's okay. Just you wait!
You're the master of cards -- Twisted Fate!
Use your ult and you'll catch
Their team heading to Nash!'
Now jump them! Oh ****! It's was bait!


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SlyGoat

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10-29-2009

Quote:
It's a "champion" now -- not a "hero,"
And that's "Yi" with the sword -- not "Yunero."
And it's "Jax" -- not an "Axe,"
On "inhibs" -- not our "rax."
But with dodge I still hit him for "zero." -_-
^- favorite


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Lawlerkats

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10-29-2009

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Originally Posted by Xiao View Post
It's a "champion" now -- not a "hero,"
And that's "Yi" with the sword -- not "Yunero."
And it's "Jax" -- not an "Axe,"
On "inhibs" -- not our "rax."
But with dodge I still hit him for "zero." -_-
Yurnero*


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