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Corporate Mundo read that whoever die with the most toys wins. Mundo not hear that rule before, but it worry Mundo. He not have that many toys: just sixteen cars, four yachts, six summer homes, two jets, twelve massage chairs, thirty racing horses, two hundred plasma TVs, three private satellite dishes, two martini makers, seventeen golf putters, three hot tub/SUV hybrids, and one statue of Mundo made of solid gold toy bricks. (Plus cleaver. Got to have cleaver.)
Mundo need more toys. Many, many more toys. So buy skins and champions in newest sale and pad Mundo’s slush fund!
Nautilus refuse to scrape barnacles off Mundo’s yacht. Then throw anchor at Mundo. Then rampage through yacht club and kill everyone wearing ascots. Wish Mundo had thought of that. Buy him for 487 RP.
Morgana shackle Mundo’s chauffeurs, render fleet of cars useless. Take her for 292 RP.
Nidalee ambush Mundo on links. Mundo destroy golf putters while fighting her off. She on sale for 487 RP.