League Songs

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A Wild DUK

Senior Member

05-27-2012

I came across a thread about Xin Zhao with only one sentence in the OP. "Let's get down to business."

I proceeded to spend the next hour of my life making LoL references and linking it to Be a Man. Colonel17 helped with the final draft of this song. Because of how much fun I had doing this, I'll be doing more of these, with an All These Things That I've Done song based on Morgana. For now, though...

Let's get down to business
To defeat the HoN’s.
Did they send me Sonas,
When I asked for Shens?
You’re the saddest noobs
I ever met,
But you can bet,
Before we’re through
Mister I’ll make a carry
Out of you.

Tranquil as a Maokai
But Ignited within
Once you find your center
You can spin to win.
You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a job
Somehow I'll make a pro
out of you

I'm sure I can catch
that Singed
Say good-bye to those
who warned me
Boy, was I a fool
for not listening
This guy's got 'em
scared to death
Hope he doesn't fling
my carry
Now I really wish that I
knew how to flash

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
a Highlander Yi
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great Monsoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging Tibbers
Mysterious as the
brush you just facechecked

Time is racing toward us
till Baron spawns.
Heed my every ping
and you might survive
You're unsuited for
the fog of war
So pack up, go top
you're through
How could I make a Jungler
out of you?

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
a Highlander Yi
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great Monsoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging Tibbers
Mysterious as the
brush you just facechecked

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
a Highlander Yi
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a great Monsoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging Tibbers
Mysterious as the
brush you just facechecked

Heck, if anyone wants to take a whack at singing it, go ahead. I'm not the best singer anymore ever since my voice changed. :<