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Ask Tristana

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Ask Ezreal

Senior Member

05-19-2012

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Ask Jarvan IV:
You're short.


((Is that a rocket in your pocket?)) Tristana someone said I should ask you this, do yordles ever throw parties? If not, what's the best way for a yordle to have fun?


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

05-19-2012

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Ask Ezreal:
((Is that a rocket in your pocket?)) Tristana someone said I should ask you this, do yordles ever throw parties? If not, what's the best way for a yordle to have fun?


Oh sure, we have parties all the time! Why just last week we were celebrating...something. Now that I think of it, I don't really remember what the party was celebrating. Now I remember! We were celebrating the one month anniversary of a previous party.


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Legendary Cookie

Senior Member

05-20-2012

So, Tristana.

What are your thoughts on Lulu and her little Fairy friend?
Also, how are things going with Teemo?


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Ask Jarvan IV

Senior Member

05-20-2012

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Ask the Megling:
Yes I am! But I'm sure you of all people know that size isn't everything.


Sorry, I couldn't quite hear you from way up here. Enunciate, please.


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Iron Ambássador

Senior Member

05-20-2012

Prince Jarvan. Do you act like that around everyone of our kind? That is not how a prince should behave.
Tristana, how does it feel when you launch your Buster Shot?

- Poppy


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DemoLoves

Member

05-20-2012

Dear Tristana. What is with your love affair with the yordle known as Teemo? How long has this been going on for? Any other information we should know about?

(Edit) Thank you Iron Ambássador.


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Iron Ambássador

Senior Member

05-20-2012

(( What? Demo, check your question... I don't think you meant to write "Dear Poppy"... ))


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

05-20-2012

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Legendary Cookie:
So, Tristana.

What are your thoughts on Lulu and her little Fairy friend?
Also, how are things going with Teemo?


Lulu's nice. A little spacey though, I'm not sure she's exactly right in the head.
As for your second question, things are great! All though I'd like to take this moment to remind everyone that there is nothing going on between us beyond friendship. We are friends, that's it.

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Ask Jarvan IV:
Sorry, I couldn't quite hear you from way up here. Enunciate, please.


You know Jarvan, I've heard your teammates say that it doesn't hurt you as much as, say, Garen when I fire a round into your pelvis.

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Iron Ambássador:
Prince Jarvan. Do you act like that around everyone of our kind? That is not how a prince should behave.
Tristana, how does it feel when you launch your Buster Shot?

- Poppy


It actually kinda hurts from the recoil. The doctor says I have to use regular ammuntion most of the time or else I'll tear my arm off.

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DemoLoves:
Dear Tristana. What is with your love affair with the yordle known as Teemo? How long has this been going on for? Any other information we should know about?

(Edit) Thank you Iron Ambássador.


I knew someone would ask this eventually. There is nothing going on between us. Period. We are just friends! Got it? FRIENDS. We have been FRIENDS for several years, and I don't expect that to change. We are not romantically involved with each other in any way.

-Tristana


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Ask Brolaf

Senior Member

05-20-2012

Tristana,

How come you put a rocket in my pants the other day? How did you even get into my room?

Brolaf


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

05-20-2012

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Tristana,

How come you put a rocket in my pants the other day? How did you even get into my room?

Brolaf


Do you mean a literal or figurative rocket? If literal, well, let's just say that it pays having a scout as a best friend.
If figurative, I suppose it was my (Tristana uses an exagerrated classy tone and puts one hand on the back of her head and the other on her waist) femenine charms.