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Ask Tristana

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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

05-19-2012

Hi Summoners! It's me, Tristana! Since you summoners like to ask all the League Champions so many questions, I thought "Hey, why don't I let them ask ME all those interesting/funny/disturbing/whimsical inquiries?", and so I did! Go ahead! Ask me anything! I'll try to answer all of your questions. (I'm a very busy Yordle what with all my commando duties and all.)


((Note: I am not the first person to start an Ask Tristana thread. My predecessor stopped updating the original thread, so after giving them advanced notice, I took over the role.))


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Iron Ambássador

Senior Member

05-19-2012

You are not the only one with a busy life Tristana. But to ask something, I think I will ask the question that seems to be mandatory to all of us representing our kind. What do you think of the rest of us yordle champions?

- Poppy


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Ask the Herald

Member

05-19-2012

Megling Gunner,

I do not fear the Grandmaster at Arms, so I will ask:

What is your breakfast of Champions?

- Viktor, the Machine Herald


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Ask Jarvan IV

Senior Member

05-19-2012

You're short.


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Trolosaurus

Senior Member

05-19-2012

Sup Tristana
How do you manage to keep a stable field of balance with such a massive weapon and high recoil? At first, I thought it was the armor that kept you from being launched backwards but the fact that you are able to Rocket Jump so high (and without blowing your legs off) discredits this theory. Even more confusing is how you are able to stand perfectly still and rooted into the ground during your Buster Shot, which can send even people such as Nautilus flying. Is it lots of practice or a military secret?
-Summoner Trolosaurus

P.S.: BEST AD CARRY EVAR
P.S.S.: Ignore Jarman, he has severe self esteem issues.


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

05-19-2012

Is the reason you use that gun of yours because you find yourself lacking the courage and size to wield a real weapon?



Pantheon, the Artisan of War


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Iron Ambássador

Senior Member

05-19-2012

Quote:
Ask Jarvan IV:
You're short.


(( *menacing glare* ))


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

05-19-2012

Quote:
Iron Ambássador:
You are not the only one with a busy life Tristana. But to ask something, I think I will ask the question that seems to be mandatory to all of us representing our kind. What do you think of the rest of us yordle champions?

- Poppy


Ooh! so many questions already!
I think you guys are all great, except for Veigar, he creeps me out. I also don't feel comfortable around Ziggs, even when we're on the same team, but he seems like an okay guy.



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Ask the Herald:
Megling Gunner,

I do not fear the Grandmaster at Arms, so I will ask:

What is your breakfast of Champions?

- Viktor, the Machine Herald


Waffles! As well as bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips!
((I do hope nobody's said that yet))
Also, watch your back.


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

05-19-2012

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Ask Jarvan IV:
You're short.


Yes I am! But I'm sure you of all people know that size isn't everything.

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Trolosaurus:
Sup Tristana
How do you manage to keep a stable field of balance with such a massive weapon and high recoil? At first, I thought it was the armor that kept you from being launched backwards but the fact that you are able to Rocket Jump so high (and without blowing your legs off) discredits this theory. Even more confusing is how you are able to stand perfectly still and rooted into the ground during your Buster Shot, which can send even people such as Nautilus flying. Is it lots of practice or a military secret?
-Summoner Trolosaurus

P.S.: BEST AD CARRY EVAR
P.S.S.: Ignore Jarman, he has severe self esteem issues.


Good question! My cannon has a sophisticated recoil dampening system installed in it. I don't know exactly how it works, though, I was sick that day when we learned that in commando training. To rocket jump, I simply turn the dampener off, but if I do that too frequently it'll break, so I have to wait awhile in between jumps.

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AskPantheon:
Is the reason you use that gun of yours because you find yourself lacking the courage and size to wield a real weapon?



Pantheon, the Artisan of War


Hey! It's not my fault that I tend to hit you in the crotch! I can't exactly aim my cannon perfectly when I'm in the middle of a fight. If you were a Yordle I'd be hitting you in the face!


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Shinozaki Ayumi

Senior Member

05-19-2012

((That Epic Meal time reference ftw.))