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Akali: Quit gettin fed, fatty.
Anivia: I'ma microwave your drumsticks.
Annie: I'll show you crowd control.
Ashe: Dat Ashe!
Blitzcrank: Grab me! C'mon, grab me!
Brand: I'm gonna make some S'mores on your face.
Caitlyn: You couldnt hit the broad side of my ass.
Casseopiea: Tasty, tasty venom.
Cho'gath: You, sir, are a ruffian and a scoundrel.
Corki: Whisky Tango Foxtrot is comin' out of your face?
Doctor Mundo: Looks like Mundo goes where I please.
Evelynn: I got 400 gold that says you're worthless.
Ezreal: Ain't you just precious.
Fiddlesticks: If only you had a brain.
Fizz: Go back to your themepark, Disney.
Galio: Xanatos called, he wants his ***** back.
Gangplank: I wouldnt let you captain a dinghy.
Garen: Oh look, a merry-go-round.
Gragas: I want a pony for Christmas.
Graves: Go break your back on a mountain.
Heimerdinger: Go build yourself a hugbox.
Irelia: What are you, 15?
Janna: I'm gonna stick you in a window and cool my house.
Jarvan IV: Princess Jarvan wanna play dress-up?
Jax: Real weapon wouldnt help.
Karma: Yeah. Wait. Who are you again?
Karthus: Sing me a lullaby?
Kassadin: Your void is showing.
Katarina: Was that your ult, or were you have a seizure?
Kayle: Your sister's hotter.
Kennen: Wait, you're one of those Pokemons, aren'tcha?
Kog'Maw: I'll give you something to chew on.
LeBlanc: Hey, try that decoy thing again, maybe I'll fall for it this time.
Lee Sin: Heh. Never saw it coming.
Leona: Guess who brought shades?
Lux: I'mma Shoop Da Whoop your ass.
Malphite: I can stop the rock.
Malzahar: Quit puking on people.
Maokai: I hate hippies.
Master Yi: GET DUNKED. GET DUNKED. GET DUNKED.
Miss Fortune: Skank.
Morgana: Your sister's hotter.
Nasus: Who's a good puppy? Yes you are!
Nidalee: Cub looking for cougar.
Nocturne: Just call me Bill Murray.
Nunu: I hope you weren't planning on ulting. Ever.
Olaf: Shouldn't you be yelling at dragons?
Orianna: Must. Not. Make. Portal. Joke.
Pantheon:Your profession? Dead guy.
Poppy: Heh. Poopy.
Rammus: Do you really need this one written out?
Renekton: You're gonna make a nice pair of shoes.
Riven: You forgot your bunny suit.
Rumble: Don't make me climb up there to beat your ass.
Ryze: Spam harder, maybe it'll hurt.
Shaco: You're not Mark Hamill.
Shen: Ninjas don't kill people. I do.
Shyvana: Shyvana, The Half-Assed Title.
Singed: Please fling me into your team.
Sion: C'mere, Stinky.
Sivir: What do you do again?
Skarner: FEEL MY apathy.
Soraka: Always, I want to be with you...
Swain: I'm gonna break that cane over your beak.
Talon: Original character; do not steal.
Taric: No comment.
Teemo: I hate you so much.
Tristana: Everyone does your job better. EVERYONE.
Trundle: I'll show you trolling.
Tryndamere: Heh. You mad.
Twisted Fate: Deuces.
Twitch: Here mousy, mousy, mousy.
Udyr: I'm gonna teach you my ass-whipping stance.
Urgot: I'm gonna roll you into a ditch.
Veigar: Oh no, who will save us from the Ebil?
Volibear: Someone gave up trying to name you halfway through.
Vladimir: That's not how you eat ice cream.
Warwick: Sit. Stay. Good boy.
Wu Kong: Monkey want a banana?
Xerath: I love it when they sit still.
Xin Zhao: I bet you miss being good.
Yorick: What's your name again?
Zilean: I'm gonna give you 1.21 ass beatings