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AskMadmanMundo

Senior Member

06-29-2012

Steaks.


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Ask Alistar

Senior Member

07-01-2012

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Would you consider dating a female centaur?
Alistar starts cracking his knuckles and gets into charging stance


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AskKarthus

Senior Member

07-14-2012

Why can't you milk those?


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Ask Alistar

Senior Member

07-24-2012

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Why can't you milk those?
((**** sakes, is this all of the questions minotaurs get?!))

I'm not answering that.


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Dojel

Senior Member

07-24-2012

Dear Alistar, How does shouting heal people?


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Weenie Lord Shen

Senior Member

07-24-2012

Why do you keep headbutting enemies to safety? I'm trying to win, not lose. So if you can stop that I'd appreciate it.


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CoreOfBandleCity

Senior Member

07-24-2012

"Alistar, have you ever considered letting someone ride you, kind of like Nunu and Willump?"


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Ask Alistar

Senior Member

07-31-2012

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Dear Alistar, How does shouting heal people?
"Screaming" as you like to call it makes others feel more motivated, making them ignore the fact that they are terribly wounded, only works when people are in the middle of the fray.

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Why do you keep headbutting enemies to safety? I'm trying to win, not lose. So if you can stop that I'd appreciate it.
First of all, you do realize that summoners control me? Go send your complaint to them, not me.

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"Alistar, have you ever considered letting someone ride you, kind of like Nunu and Willump?"
...no.


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Snowy Poro

Senior Member

07-31-2012

"Alistar, why were you limping when we last met?"

-The Dawn


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Ask Alistar

Senior Member

08-02-2012

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"Alistar, why were you limping when we last met?"

-The Dawn
...I'll be at the medical facility if you need an explanation.