Why can't you milk those?
Dear Alistar, How does shouting heal people?
Weenie Lord Shen
Why do you keep headbutting enemies to safety? I'm trying to win, not lose. So if you can stop that I'd appreciate it.
"Alistar, have you ever considered letting someone ride you, kind of like Nunu and Willump?"
"Alistar, why were you limping when we last met?"
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