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Ask the Thunder's Roar

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Ask Volibear

Senior Member

04-20-2012

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Nulllight:
You speak the truth creature. From the moment I entered this realm, your existence will not end well.

And if I have it my way, it will simply never end...

Evil, psychotic laughter ensues.

Cho'Gath



The Ursine do not know fear, Terror of the Void. And your blustering befits your ignorance. When you have faced the heart of the storm, then we'll talk. Until then, begone.


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KuroTheChronos:
Volibear,

Hello great ursine. How goes the state of politics in freljord? How does your claws control lightning? does it hurt? Finally, Why you scare minions?! Wat they do to you?!

-KuroTheChronos



Politics in Freljord are as normal. King Tryndamere and Queen Ashe still reign, and the Ursine have a treaty with them, enforced by my being with the League. The Winter's Claw remains opposed to their union in all respects.

My claws control lightning because I ascended to the top of the sacred mountain to commune with the storm, as all Ursine chieftains must in order to gain clarity and wisdom. Through communing with the never-ceasing maelstrom, I have gained the power to control the storm.

My roar is powerful enough to scare lesser creatures. If the minions were stronger, then they wouldn't be frightened by it. Therefore, it is their fault for being scared, as they are weak.


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Ask the Monkey:
Bear, did you ever eat bananas?



No. They're rather scarce in Freljord. Why?


-Volibear, the Thunder's Roar


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KuroTheChronos

Member

04-20-2012

Volibear,

Thank you for answering my questions, but who is this person you refer to as "The Winter's claw"?

-KuroTheChronos


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Ask the Monkey

Senior Member

04-20-2012

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Ask Volibear:
The Ursine do not know fear, Terror of the Void. And your blustering befits your ignorance. When you have faced the heart of the storm, then we'll talk. Until then, begone.





Politics in Freljord are as normal. King Tryndamere and Queen Ashe still reign, and the Ursine have a treaty with them, enforced by my being with the League. The Winter's Claw remains opposed to their union in all respects.

My claws control lightning because I ascended to the top of the sacred mountain to commune with the storm, as all Ursine chieftains must in order to gain clarity and wisdom. Through communing with the never-ceasing maelstrom, I have gained the power to control the storm.

My roar is powerful enough to scare lesser creatures. If the minions were stronger, then they wouldn't be frightened by it. Therefore, it is their fault for being scared, as they are weak.





No. They're rather scarce in Freljord. Why?


-Volibear, the Thunder's Roar


''Here you go.''
Hands over a banana to Vliobear.
''Try it.''


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Ask Volibear

Senior Member

04-20-2012

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KuroTheChronos:
Volibear,

Thank you for answering my questions, but who is this person you refer to as "The Winter's claw"?

-KuroTheChronos



My apologies. I meant Sejuani, the Winter's Wrath. I was sharpening my claws at the time, so my mind was focused on that.

((Mental typo. But the explanation works.))


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Ask the Monkey:
''Here you go.''
Hands over a banana to Vliobear.
''Try it.''



Volibear takes the banana, peeling it with a claw, and tosses it into his mouth.

Not half bad, Monkey King. Not as good as fresh fish, but not half bad.


-Volibear, the Thunder's Roar


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

04-20-2012

Volibear,
Favorite method of hunting fish?


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Ask Volibear

Senior Member

04-20-2012

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Ask Fizz:
Volibear,
Favorite method of hunting fish?


I call it Volibear's Seven Steps to Food.

1 Use claws to carve a hole in the ice down to the water below.
2 Dive in.
3 Roar.
4 Hurl stunned fish backward out of the water.
5 Repeat steps 3 and 4 as needed.
6 Climb out
7 Eat.

-Volibear, the Thunder's Roar


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Ask Janna

Senior Member

04-20-2012

Dear Volibear,

Have you seen your brown twin lately? He's been getting terribly drunk on vodka and I'm concerned.

-Janna


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Civilized Rat

Senior Member

04-20-2012

Simple question.

Friend, or foe?


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Ask Volibear

Senior Member

04-20-2012

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Ask Janna:
Dear Volibear,

Have you seen your brown twin lately? He's been getting terribly drunk on vodka and I'm concerned.

-Janna



My...brown...twin? I know of only one sibling, and he has already embraced the storm and passed from this life.

Could you be referring to Tibbers, by chance? We're in no way related. And apart from him trying to crisp my face to cinders every time I see him, no. I have not. I have heard that his ire stems from the fact that I am allowed to wear armor and he is not. Perhaps someone should forge him a set.


-Volibear, the Thunder's Roar


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Ask Volibear

Senior Member

04-20-2012

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Civilized Rat:
Simple question.

Friend, or foe?



Simple answer.

Fool or no?


-Volibear, the Thunder's Roar