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Ask the Thunder's Roar

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Ask Volibear

Senior Member

04-20-2012

Queen Ashe has informed me of these Ask threads, and has recommended I make one. In the interest of keeping peace between the Ursine and her people, I am doing so.

So go ahead. Ask your questions.

But remember: A fool and his head are easily parted.


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Ask Talon

Member

04-20-2012

What does Nocturne taste like when you bite him?

~Talon


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

04-20-2012

Volibear,

If you had to use any one weapon other than your hands, what would it be?



Pantheon, the Artisan of War


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Ask Taric

Senior Member

04-20-2012

What would happen if you and Singed ran head on and attempt to fling one another at the same time?


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THE BR0SKI

Senior Member

04-20-2012

Do you think Udyr would beat you in one on one combat?


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Ask Volibear

Senior Member

04-20-2012

Quote:
Ask Talon:
What does Nocturne taste like when you bite him?

~Talon



Nocturne tastes somewhat gritty, like dirty snow. With a hint of nightmares.


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AskPantheon:
Volibear,

If you had to use any one weapon other than your hands, what would it be?



Pantheon, the Artisan of War



The Ursine pride themselves on unarmed combat. I need nothing but my teeth, my claws, and the power of lightning itself.

Would brass knuckles suffice, or do you want me to use something like your spear?


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Ask Taric:
What would happen if you and Singed ran head on and attempt to fling one another at the same time?



Either both of us would be flung, or neither would.


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ߪTMªN:
Do you think Udyr would beat you in one on one combat?



No.


-Volibear, the Thunder's Roar


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Ask Jarvan IV

Senior Member

04-20-2012

I get to do it again.

Volibear, what is your breakfast of champions?


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Ask Volibear

Senior Member

04-20-2012

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Ask Jarvan IV:
I get to do it again.

Volibear, what is your breakfast of champions?



Three large fish, fresh from beneath the ice.


-Volibear, the Thunder's Roar


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Ask Brolaf

Senior Member

04-20-2012

Bear-Bro

Do you like Graggy?
Why does Zilean hate you?

Brolaf, king of Bromacia


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Ask Volibear

Senior Member

04-20-2012

Quote:
Ask Brolaf:
Bear-Bro

Do you like Graggy?
Why does Zilean hate you?

Brolaf, king of Bromacia



I prefer Volibear Vodka, when I drink alcohol.

And he believes that an armored bear might destroy the space-time continuum or something like that. I think he's just scared.


-Volibear, the Thunder's Roar



((If Zilean is afraid of armored bears, he should see Bear Cavalry (http://images.cryhavok.org/d/13774-1/Bear+Cavalry_001.jpg)))