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Chuck norris lol facts

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Gruntala

Senior Member

05-05-2012

-When anyone taunts Chuck Norris, their own team attacks them as well.
-Rammus can only say OK because he was Chuck Norris' pet for 10 years, this was the only thing he was allowed to say.
-Jax and Tryndamere are Chuck Norris' favorite sons. That is why they are so OP.
-Chuck Norris and Lee Sin are not allowed to be on the field at the same time. Scientists theorize that the meeting of their roundhouse kicks could end the universe.


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Ouroborous HD

Recruiter

05-05-2012

Irelia once threw her transedent blades at Chuck Norris. He promptly caught them and went on to kill the entire enemy teamm the dargonm and baron with just one

Lee Sin believed he could channel the spirit of Chuck Norris. As punishment he lost his eyes but manage to keep the roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris is so powerful that even if Vayne had one hundred years she still couldn't catch him.


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BuzzJack

Member

05-09-2012

Chuck norris can get a pentakill on Twisted treeline.


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Ouroborous HD

Recruiter

06-17-2012

Chuck Norris is so powerful that when Darius ults him the blade gets caught in his beard.

Chuck Norris is so strong that Draven refuses to catch any axe that has touched his chest hair of protection.

Chuck Norris once cast Promote on a minion. It prompty became a minionzilla and killed every champion in the world


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Heiligkrieger

Senior Member

06-17-2012

Quote:
BuzzJack:
Chuck norris can get a pentakill on Twisted treeline.


I legitimately laughed at this one...and most of the others.


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Dolan PLS

Member

06-19-2012

Chuck Norris says GG at the beginning of any match he is in.
Chuck Norris is his own summoner.


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UberDuDrop

Senior Member

09-25-2012

When Chuck Norris goes to the enemy fountain, the Nexus Obelisk kills everyone on that team.

Once Chuck Norris had Omen of Death on him. The omen instantly gained 9001 bonus stats and pentakilled everyone on that server. Then the ghoul was summoned.


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gourounofatsas

Junior Member

10-07-2012

Chuck norris can't be reported by riot.Chuck norris report's riot XD


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gourounofatsas

Junior Member

10-07-2012

Chuck norris ward can see all map.


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gourounofatsas

Junior Member

10-07-2012

Chuck norris can use teleport to the enemy minions


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