Chuck norris lol facts

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Queef Generator

Junior Member

04-04-2012

first of all, dont hate on my summoner name, it was my friends suggestion since i like to play assasins and kinda ''steal'' kills. now lets focus on having fun. here are examples of chuck norris lol facts, actually, you might know more of em. so post them here so everybody knows about the greatest champion in the league.

- chuck norris can get a pentakill with 1 ignite
- chuck norris can win a game as a spectator
- chuck norris can steal baron with clairvoyance
- the gold you gain, is how much chuck norris allow you to have
- when chuck norris cc gankplank, he eats oranges and wont be k
- chuck norris can make dragon ragequit
- chuck norris can 1shot you with deathfire
- you lose hp if you are in chuck norris sight range. the amount is tripled if he's staring at you
- if chuck norris tower dives you, your tower will attack you
- chuck norris wards can move and attack
- lee sin had eye contact with chuck norris. surprisingly he survived, learned combat moves but became blind as a sideeffect
- mundo goes where chuck norris wants to
- chuck norris can cancel tryndamere ultimate
- there is no team in chuck norris. deal with it
- teemo dies every time chuck norris kills a minion
- when you cast exaust on chuck norris, you die
- when vlad casts transfusion on chuck norris, he heals for 5k hp and gains 9001 ability power. he then dies when he casts his next spells. cuz chuck norris decided so.
- when mundo ults and chuck norris is around, he loses 600% oh his total hp and must pay 10k gold to chuck norris .
- if chuck norris gets ulted by mordekaiser or yorick, the entire riot servers crash. this is the only reason you cannot pick him at champ select... for now


they might not all make you laugh, dont be a d**k and post an original fact or chuck norris will send you to elo hell forever.

ps: why did i chose fan fiction? cuz im a fan and im starting a fiction thread


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Ask Talon

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04-04-2012

1) Summoner's Code or GTFO.
2) Go away.


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Deimus144

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04-04-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ask Talon View Post
1) Summoner's Code or GTFO.
2) Go away.
'British ascent'
Agreed. The summoners code is what you should follow, not (with all due respect) Chuck Norris.
Dont waste peoples time, child.


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Alicization

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04-04-2012

I don't think that this is supposed to go in Fan Fiction....

EDIT: waitwhat, whoops.


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xwlr

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04-05-2012

It wasn't bad at all. I liked the towerdiving one.


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Silver of Souls

Senior Member

04-05-2012

1. Chuck Norris is too busy delivering roundhouse kicks to the face to worry about trivial things like "posting in the right forum."
2. Chuck Norris is all-powerful and nothing on this Earth can restrain him. He has absolutely no known weakness at all. Besides these two exceptions: reading light gray text and the Summoner's Code.


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Queef Generator

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04-05-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ask Talon View Post
1) Summoner's Code or GTFO.
2) Go away.
here it is, happy now?


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Relinquished Sth

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04-05-2012

I feel like this was done much better when it was Jesse Perring. After all, Jesse Perring Jesse Perring, ergo, Jesse Perring.


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Ouroborous HD

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04-05-2012

Chuck Norris is so powerful when Veigar tries to ult him he kills the rest of his team because Chuck said so
Chuck is so powerful he goes for a swim in the enemy fountain and it gives him a pentakill


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Zodai

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05-03-2012

Chuck norris is the manager for the band Pentakill.

The reason we don't know who its members are is because Chuck plays all the instruments. With his toenail.


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