Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Fortune

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04-23-2012

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Originally Posted by ętherwrack View Post
Dear Miss Sarah Fortune,

I must apologize. I've misjudged you. Based on everything I've read in your bio, you're a cruel flirt who uses and disposes of people when finished with them. From what I've read of your column, however, you're not that person at all. You're kind, compassionate, sweet, and giving. Do you volunteer at soup kitchens as well? Do you wear nunnery robes when not wearing... er... that blouse... thing?
*smirk* Blouse-thing? It's a blouse, kid. But whatever. Thanks! I guess it's my fault. All you guys see is me flirting, and not what I'm like when I'm... you know, not putting on the show. You know, I wonder how quickly this Demacia vs. Noxus thing would be over if both sides got to know each other, too. If you'd listen to what the other side says, Katarina is one step away from eating Ionian babies, and Garen molests them in the bushes. Eesh.

Aaaanyway, no, I really don't have time to do charity work. Besides, hunting down criminals in Bilgewater does just as much good for the community. And... no. I may be a nice girl, but I'm hot and curvy and the world has to see it~.

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Originally Posted by Ask Talon View Post
You should see her on her days off.
Ahem! Just because I like to flirt doesn't mean I'm a ****! Or are you saying you pounce every girl you've ogled?


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Heil Teemo

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04-23-2012

Ah, my apologies for misjudging your blouse. It just seems so... sparse.


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Ask Talon

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04-23-2012

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Ahem! Just because I like to flirt doesn't mean I'm a ****! Or are you saying you pounce every girl you've ogled?
I was talking about the cruel part...


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Dear Morgana

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04-23-2012

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Ah, right, sorry! I was just recalling the bunch of us who always do ladies nights. You're a new addition, is all~.
Th-thank you, Sarah, You don't know what that means to me.

...Especially since Talon just sliced three of my fingers off...


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Ask Talon

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04-23-2012

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Th-thank you, Sarah, You don't know what that means to me.

...Especially since Talon just sliced three of my fingers off...
How was that my fault? You tried to grab onto my cloak.

My cloak that is covered in razor sharp blades.

And tipped with razor sharp blades.

You're a baker... You should have known better...


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Ask Fortune

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04-23-2012

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Originally Posted by ętherwrack View Post
Ah, my apologies for misjudging your blouse. It just seems so... sparse.
...

*laughs*

Never heard it described quite like that. What can I say, I like showing off. Tell you what, since you're being so nice... *does a waist bopping little spin* Enjoy~. *smile*

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Originally Posted by Ask Talon View Post
I was talking about the cruel part...
Saywhat? I'm not cruel.

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Originally Posted by Dear Morgana View Post
Th-thank you, Sarah, You don't know what that means to me.

...Especially since Talon just sliced three of my fingers off...
*gasp* What?!

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Originally Posted by Ask Talon View Post
How was that my fault? You tried to grab onto my cloak.

My cloak that is covered in razor sharp blades.

And tipped with razor sharp blades.

You're a baker... You should have known better...
...that reaction is what's cruel!


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Dear Veigar

Senior Member

04-23-2012

I fixed her fingers. She owes me.


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Bright Oblivion

Senior Member

04-23-2012

Oh enlightened magus of malevolence, as your interesting butler can attest, you're even now. You owed her, then repaid the favor.


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Heil Teemo

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04-23-2012

*The older summoner watches Miss Fortune's hips sway like a cobra following a flute, but quickly shakes it away.*

Er, that's mighty kind of you, ma'am, but keep in mind you agreed to pose for my art. I'll soon be seeing a lot more than that.


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Ask Fortune

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04-23-2012

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Originally Posted by Dear Veigar View Post
I fixed her fingers. She owes me.
...you slipping up? That's not an evil thing to do.

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Originally Posted by ętherwrack View Post
*The older summoner watches Miss Fortune's hips sway like a cobra following a flute, but quickly shakes it away.*

Er, that's mighty kind of you, ma'am, but keep in mind you agreed to pose for my art. I'll soon be seeing a lot more than that.
Ahem, it'd better be tasteful, kid. No hot dogs or condensed milk.