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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

11-26-2012

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Blade3324:
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Wat....."

"What? He's nice." Sarah protested. "I just wish he didn't yell 'feeding tiiiiime' every time we're in bed and he... well, nevermind~."

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Dear Morgana:
"...No..stop..."

Morgana squirms, eyes slowly creaking open again Sarah's chin. With a small intake of breath, she is awake.

"...What...happened? I just remember...falling asleep-I...why am I...I had this incredible..."

"I know. Those Ionians, right?" Sarah said, smirking.

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Dojel:
I have way more reasons to not do that than I have in mass lonelyness... Sorry, not happening.

"What if I could help set it up?" Sarah offered.

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Ask Fizz:
A fish would find it's way into Fortune's house, plopping directly onto her head.

The fish would become dinner, as Sarah hacked off its head and began filleting it.

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Ask Shenn:
Shen shook his head, knowing there'd be no tip toeing around this. "Look, I'll put it plain and simple. I don't trust you. No offense, but knowing the kind of woman you are, if I were to talk to you about these kind of things, you may go off and talk to the next man, or woman, you're in bed with and tell them about my personal life."

Sarah blinked, staring at Shen.

"...this is where you apologize." She said.


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Dojel

Senior Member

11-26-2012

Please don't. I admire her, but not like that. Not to mention, I'm not the most law abiding... citizen isn't even the right word. I probably have a dozen consecutive fines about trespassing. I like to be on roofs, they're not full of trafic.


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

11-26-2012

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Ask Fortune:
"What? He's nice." Sarah protested. "I just wish he didn't yell 'feeding tiiiiime' every time we're in bed and he... well, nevermind~."
...wut.


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Ask Shenn

Senior Member

11-26-2012

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Ask Fortune:
Sarah blinked, staring at Shen.

"...this is where you apologize." She said.

Shen couldn't sigh really, but if he could he so would right now. "I... Suppose." He said. He looked at Sarah with those golden glowing eyes. Blank eyes, yet you could tell what he would be feeling right now. "I'm sorry. It was rude of me to say that."


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

11-26-2012

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Ask Fortune:

"I know. Those Ionians, right?" Sarah said, smirking.


Morgana blinks rapidly, rubbing her eyes.

"I-Ionians? I just...remember a man and...a...woma-"

She yawns loudly, baring her teeth for Sarah.


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Unexisted

Senior Member

11-26-2012

"Miss fortune i'm baaaaaaaack!!! Do ya miss me?! I when to Ionia for a trip few days ago with my best friend, she invited me there...but man! The people there sure know how to fight!! I'm was hunger so we when to the Ionian restaurant. Good thing that i got it all down with my camera. The woman who stop the fight is very woman like i love it! shes tough! later i ask my friend if she knows the lady who stop the fight. She told me that shes the manager who runs the place. Thats place wasnt just a restaurant its a inn too. here miss fortune" push a bottom on the camera, the device flow in the midair and made a screem on the wall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIkG4QBryYs&feature=related


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

11-27-2012

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Dojel:
Please don't. I admire her, but not like that. Not to mention, I'm not the most law abiding... citizen isn't even the right word. I probably have a dozen consecutive fines about trespassing. I like to be on roofs, they're not full of trafic.

"Let me tell you a little secret about Caitlyn." Sarah said, grinning. "Bigger crimes, she doesn't play around with. Smaller ones? She likes to punish those criminals in her own special way~."

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Ask Fizz:
...wut.

"You know what I'm talking about, you favor returner, you~."

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Ask Shenn:
Shen couldn't sigh really, but if he could he so would right now. "I... Suppose." He said. He looked at Sarah with those golden glowing eyes. Blank eyes, yet you could tell what he would be feeling right now. "I'm sorry. It was rude of me to say that."

"Attaboy." Sarah replied, giving him a pat. "Fine, fair enough, won't bug you about Akali."

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Dear Morgana:
Morgana blinks rapidly, rubbing her eyes.

"I-Ionians? I just...remember a man and...a...woma-"

She yawns loudly, baring her teeth for Sarah.

"Aww, you don't remember dreams that vividly?" Sarah asked. "I was narrating your dream for you~."

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Unexisted:
"Miss fortune i'm baaaaaaaack!!! Do ya miss me?! I when to Ionia for a trip few days ago with my best friend, she invited me there...but man! The people there sure know how to fight!! I'm was hunger so we when to the Ionian restaurant. Good thing that i got it all down with my camera. The woman who stop the fight is very woman like i love it! shes tough! later i ask my friend if she knows the lady who stop the fight. She told me that shes the manager who runs the place. Thats place wasnt just a restaurant its a inn too. here miss fortune" push a bottom on the camera, the device flow in the midair and made a screem on the wall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIkG4QBryYs&feature=related

Sarah smirked.

"Glad you had fun, kid." She said. "Those Ionians are always set for a good time. Even if they don't know it~."


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Dojel

Senior Member

11-27-2012

Stop... Trying... I'm really not interested in that while I have half a life. Plus, if something I hope doesn't happen happens and I need some help in understanding the laws of my homeland, I don't want her to feel like I'm just using her.


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Ask Shenn

Senior Member

11-27-2012

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Ask Fortune:
"Attaboy." Sarah replied, giving him a pat. "Fine, fair enough, won't bug you about Akali."

Shen gave a small nod to her. "I appreciate it."


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Suripi Okami

Recruiter

11-27-2012

Sorry i think i made a bad first impression,well atleast with the femme fatale comparision thing......
do you know if the shop you got the dress at is looking for a employee?