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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

11-14-2012

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Ask Shenn:
And there he goes again, popping out of no where. He stands behind Miss Fortune, and perhaps a little too close for comfort. "He is not blood related to me. Understand?"

...neither is Darius to Garen. Personal space, you.

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Ask Orichan:
((really? XD))

(Best name I could think of. xD)

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Dear Morgana:
((Be healthy. Beeee healthyyyyyyyyyyy!))

"Yes...Men..."

Awkward pause.

"...Remember the Summoner that I was going to...with?

...He never showed up."

She hangs her head, looking genuinely depressed.

"I was actually hoping..."

(It's gotten even worse! Stop hexing me! xD)

He stood you up? Son of a... I'm sorry, girl. Some men are just... ugh.

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AskPantheon:
I still have difficulty seeing why you even put in the effort.

Because you're a hot commodity right now! A... VERY hot commodity... I want you to get a girl before you turn into some crogity old rakkor, using his spear as a walking stick, "back in MY day, we didn't use pulsefire jets to skyfall!".


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

11-14-2012

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Ask Fortune:
Because you're a hot commodity right now! A... VERY hot commodity... I want you to get a girl before you turn into some crogity old rakkor, using his spear as a walking stick, "back in MY day, we didn't use pulsefire jets to skyfall!".

You speak of me as if I were a ware to be sold in a market.


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Unexisted

Senior Member

11-14-2012

Miss fortune how do you felt when Shen get too close to you? Do you like it?


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

11-14-2012

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AskPantheon:
You speak of me as if I were a ware to be sold in a market.

You're a man.

*slow smirk*

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Unexisted:
Miss fortune how do you felt when Shen get too close to you? Do you like it?

He's certainly got everything in the right place... except his mind. Besides, he's Akali's property.


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Dear Morgana

Senior Member

11-14-2012

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Ask Fortune:


(It's gotten even worse! Stop hexing me! xD)

He stood you up? Son of a... I'm sorry, girl. Some men are just... ugh.


((It's working!))

Morgana looks down, her hair hanging over here face. Her wings droop and her hands hang by her waist.

"It's fine. It wouldn't have produced anything, maybe. I was just hoping for...someone besides Ta..."

She cuts herself off with a half-sob and half-choke.


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

11-15-2012

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Ask Fortune:
You're a man.

*slow smirk*

If you are trying to amuse me, you have failed horribly.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

11-15-2012

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Dear Morgana:
((It's working!))

Morgana looks down, her hair hanging over here face. Her wings droop and her hands hang by her waist.

"It's fine. It wouldn't have produced anything, maybe. I was just hoping for...someone besides Ta..."

She cuts herself off with a half-sob and half-choke.

Aw, don't beat yourself up, girl. It happens to all of us at least once. If he did this, it shows you nothing good would have come from it, anyway.

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AskPantheon:
If you are trying to amuse me, you have failed horribly.

...you will eternally be my project, it seems.


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

11-15-2012

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Ask Fortune:
...you will eternally be my project, it seems.

You can give up now and save us both the trouble.


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Ask the Mistress

Junior Member

11-15-2012

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AskPantheon:
You can give up now and save us both the trouble.


One way or another, you'll make it quite easy for her. *chuckles*


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AskPantheon

Senior Member

11-15-2012

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Ask the Mistress:
One way or another, you'll make it quite easy for her. *chuckles*

I never recalled asking you to become part of this conversation.