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Ask the Monkey

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09-15-2012

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...sit with Pantheon, both of you need a lesson.
Why?

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Benefit?...Well, Children can be fed from them so that they may become stronger, and....That is all that comes to mind.
''So it may become stronger''? May become stronger? Children need milk or they become weaklings when they grow up.
Ha! In old tribe it was a tradition that a child must be brest fed by at least four different mothers in order to become as strong as possible, since all the mothers care for the children together.


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Ask Fortune

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09-15-2012

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Benefit?...Well, Children can be fed from them so that they may become stronger, and....That is all that comes to mind.
*sighs* This is going to take a LOT of work...

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Why?

''So it may become stronger''? May become stronger? Children need milk or they become weaklings when they grow up.
Ha! In old tribe it was a tradition that a child must be brest fed by at least four different mothers in order to become as strong as possible, since all the mothers care for the children together.
Because you know nothing about this! ...huh, really? *blinks* That's not quite how it works in Bilgewater... but I guess it's... huh. Odd. *shrug*


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benjimenfire

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09-15-2012

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AskPantheon

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09-15-2012

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*sighs* This is going to take a LOT of work...
I almost fear to know what it is you plan on doing.


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Ask the Herald

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09-15-2012

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Ah sure, it's no problem. Anything to spread some more love~. So what do you need, boy?
Er....Well, basically I just need some tips on how to interact with a woman. I've never really been good at talking to girls in my life, and it's not like I can ask the Herald for help on this matter. I want to try to get into the dating scene, but I have no idea where to even begin.

- Asimov Imperas, the Herald's Chief Acolyte


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Ask the Monkey

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09-15-2012

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*sighs* This is going to take a LOT of work...


Because you know nothing about this! ...huh, really? *blinks* That's not quite how it works in Bilgewater... but I guess it's... huh. Odd. *shrug*
Odd!?! Every woman's milk is unique. To assure that every child can live up it's fullest potential all the mothers take care of them together and breastfeed them together. It's how *proudly looks into the distance* the wise monkeys do it.


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Geokhan

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09-15-2012

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Odd!?! Every woman's milk is unique. To assure that every child can live up it's fullest potential all the mothers take care of them together and breastfeed them together. It's how *proudly looks into the distance* the wise monkeys do it.
Face-palm-desk-floor-earth-mantle-outercore-innercore-hell-LoLsoloqueue or just the most depressed facepalm possible


Miss Fortune,

I heard something about your rum actually smacking a patron in a Bilgewater tavern. Not the bottle, but the rum itself reaching up and smacking someone about to drink it.....How much is a case?


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benjimenfire

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09-15-2012

O.O
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Dear Morgana

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09-15-2012

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Sarah chuckles, smirking lightly.

"I don't know. You don't suck?" She asked. "...figuratively, anyway~." She grinned. "You're fun and good, that's why, girl."

Morgana almost smiles, and places a clawed hand on Sarah's shoulder.

"...Alright, Sarah. I'll take that."


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Ask Fortune

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09-15-2012

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I almost fear to know what it is you plan on doing.
I'm getting desperate, let me just tell you that. I'm considering paying Cass for some live demos.

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Er....Well, basically I just need some tips on how to interact with a woman. I've never really been good at talking to girls in my life, and it's not like I can ask the Herald for help on this matter. I want to try to get into the dating scene, but I have no idea where to even begin.

- Asimov Imperas, the Herald's Chief Acolyte
*grins* Good, good. Let's do our best to have you wake up in a strange woman's bed~. So, the first step is to find your target. Do you have a lady in mind?

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Odd!?! Every woman's milk is unique. To assure that every child can live up it's fullest potential all the mothers take care of them together and breastfeed them together. It's how *proudly looks into the distance* the wise monkeys do it.
...humans are a little more private than that.

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Face-palm-desk-floor-earth-mantle-outercore-innercore-hell-LoLsoloqueue or just the most depressed facepalm possible


Miss Fortune,

I heard something about your rum actually smacking a patron in a Bilgewater tavern. Not the bottle, but the rum itself reaching up and smacking someone about to drink it.....How much is a case?
...my rum can't do that. *laughs*

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Morgana almost smiles, and places a clawed hand on Sarah's shoulder.

"...Alright, Sarah. I'll take that."
Sarah smiled.

"You're one of the few people living on Noxus who I wouldn't shoot if Bilgewater didn't need Noxian money." She said. "I guess that's why I started liking you at first. You're sane... mostly." She smirked.