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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

09-12-2012

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Vinyl Bot:
Evelynn begins fussing with Sarah's dramatically overblown cuffs.

"No arguments here."

"I think you spend far too much time worrying about what other people think. You should walk around in practically nothing like me! They're going to talk anyway, so why not at least piss them off while you do it?"

Ahem~. *smirks* Anyway, I dunno. Isn't that chafing?

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AskPantheon:
Also, I care to contest this.

Trying to fondle you is not 'trouble', boy.

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Ask the Monkey:
Hey Fortune. Have to ask you something.

...go ahead.

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Leona Bott:
"Take that as you will~"

Leona replied with a slight laugh

...*walks over and sits in her lap* Don't toy with me, sunblessed~.

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OutrageousKnight:
-Sarah

How much you think gangplank love his oranges?

-The Stylish Knight

More than he loves women. He loves gold more than women, too. That's actually the one good thing I can say about him. Most pirates are womanizers. Gangplank would rather take a girl's coins and send her off. I've seen him settle for a HAT.

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Ask the Herald:
.....

Viktor now gives off an aura of immense uncertainty.

...sorry, boy.

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Ask the Megling:
I like wearing a uniform. I don't get complaints.

Hmph. Lucky you. *smirks*


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Dojel

Senior Member

09-12-2012

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Ask Fortune:

More than he loves women. He loves gold more than women, too. That's actually the one good thing I can say about him. Most pirates are womanizers. Gangplank would rather take a girl's coins and send her off. I've seen him settle for a HAT.


((Doesn't the lore state that Fortune hates this about Gangplank?))


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benjimenfire

Senior Member

09-12-2012

sorry fortune I directed my last comment at evelyn who rarely speaks to me


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

09-12-2012

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Dojel:
((Doesn't the lore state that Fortune hates this about Gangplank?))

(She only hates the fact that SHE couldn't seduce him. She doesn't hate the fact that he's like this, in general.)

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benjimenfire:
sorry fortune I directed my last comment at evelyn who rarely speaks to me

Ah, alright, then.


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Katárina

Senior Member

09-12-2012

A letter shows up in Miss Forutne's mailbox with the Du Couteau seal upon it's back. Inside in a folded white peice of paper.

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Sarah Fortune,

You are cordially invited to the birthday gathering for Riven... of Noxus tomorrow, on the date of Sept 13th at the Du Couteau Summer Home on the outskirts of Noxus. No need to bring anything, just send a reply to Katarina Du Couteau as soon as you can.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

09-12-2012

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Katárina:
A letter shows up in Miss Forutne's mailbox with the Du Couteau seal upon it's back. Inside in a folded white peice of paper.

Really? I don't think she and I have ever really said anything to each other. But eh, sure, why not. If nothing else, I'll own you all in whatever drinking game pops up, if one does. Ha!


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Ask Caitlyn

Senior Member

09-12-2012

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Ask Fortune:



Hmph. Lucky you. *smirks*


Something against outfits Sarah?

*Raises eyebrow*

How is the officer uniform working? Skirt too short... or too long...?

*Smirks at*

Or have you already gone through your fuzzy cuff supply...?


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

09-12-2012

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Ask Caitlyn:
Something against outfits Sarah?

*Raises eyebrow*

How is the officer uniform working? Skirt too short... or too long...?

*Smirks at*

Or have you already gone through your fuzzy cuff supply...?

Oh, it's just right~. *grins* And don't worry. The trick is to wash the fuzzy cuffs after use!


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Ask the Defender

Senior Member

09-12-2012

Sarah Fortune,

Your thoughts on myself?


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

09-12-2012

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Ask the Defender:
Sarah Fortune,

Your thoughts on myself?

To be honest, Jayce, I don't really know much about you. Humor me, boy, tell me about yourself~.