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Ask Miss Fortune

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Ask Taric

Senior Member

04-03-2012

So, Sarah, my dear, except from hunting heads and men, ever took on other hunts, like... Salvaging a sunken treasure ship?
And how do you keep your hair so intact living there in Bilgewater? That salty breeze is horrible.


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Ask Brolaf

Senior Member

04-03-2012

Bounty Bro!

What's your bra size?

Brolaf, the king of Bromacia

P.S. Your hat is absolutely BROTASTIC! WHere'd you get it?!


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Geokhan

Senior Member

04-03-2012

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Ask Brolaf:
Bounty Bro!

What's your bra size?

Brolaf, the king of Bromacia

P.S. Your hat is absolutely BROTASTIC! WHere'd you get it?!


Worse idea than trying to get Cho drunk.
I fear women with .....well I fear women.
Especially when I am in the firing range....
I'm gonna hide, have fun with what is left of your brotastic life.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-03-2012

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Ask Irie:
Miss Fortune,

Well then....It seems like Veigar's safe and sound.

Anyways, I have a question. With Grave's new mafia outfit, it would make you, Twitch and Graves part of the family, right? Who do you think will put on a Mafia suit next?

Hey Irelia.

Huh... I dunno. I'd like to see a Demacian in one, though. It's so unlike them, it'd be hilarious.

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Ask Fizz:
Miss Fortune

Before you try to kill me, remember that I saved the entire city of Bilgewater. So... yeah.

-Fizz

You already used up that good deed by living with us! Grr.

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Geokhan:
You sure she wants blood?
Maybe she wants something worse.....like your pride.

I try not to take pride from naked men. It's usually not worth the effort.

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Ask Taric:
So, Sarah, my dear, except from hunting heads and men, ever took on other hunts, like... Salvaging a sunken treasure ship?
And how do you keep your hair so intact living there in Bilgewater? That salty breeze is horrible.

That's not really my thing. I'm not Sivir, I'm comfortable with how much money I have. As for my hair... you just wash it at the end of the day, silly! There's no magic formula.

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Ask Brolaf:
Bounty Bro!

What's your bra size?

Brolaf, the king of Bromacia

P.S. Your hat is absolutely BROTASTIC! WHere'd you get it?!

...how about I write it on my boot and imprint it right on your ass, hm?

As for my hat, I bought it in Bilgewater. Hats are a crucial fashion statement there. What do you think, is it big enough?

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Geokhan:
Worse idea than trying to get Cho drunk.
I fear women with .....well I fear women.
Especially when I am in the firing range....
I'm gonna hide, have fun with what is left of your brotastic life.

A good strategy, boy. But play nice with me and maybe I'll will give you a treat.


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

04-03-2012

Hello, Miss Fortune.

Where do you store all the bullets you use?


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

04-03-2012

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Ask Fortune:
A good strategy, boy. But play nice with me and maybe I'll will give you a treat.

Don't do it. It's a traaap.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-03-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
Hello, Miss Fortune.

Where do you store all the bullets you use?

Shock and Awe have Hextech gizmos in'em. It makes them produce more bullets as I need them. Hey, I didn't just buy two random guns and name them something cool just for kicks. My girls are special.

...or maybe I'm secretly a super powerful sorceress and I get all my ammunition from a secret bullet dimension.

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Ask Fizz:
Don't do it. It's a traaap.

Don't test me, foot fin.


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Ask Talon

Member

04-03-2012

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Miss Fortune:
A good strategy, boy. But play nice with me and maybe I'll will give you a treat.


Of course it's a trap. But it's so tempting...


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

04-03-2012

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Ask Talon:
Of course it's a trap. But it's so tempting...

...looks like I'm going to need a new apprentice then.


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

04-03-2012

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Ask Talon:
Of course it's a trap. But it's so tempting...

...how long have you been lusting after me, boy?