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Ask Lulu and Pix

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Ask the Defender

Senior Member

09-13-2012

Dear Lulu
Do you have synesthesia?


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benjimenfire

Senior Member

09-14-2012

Quote:
Uxaris:
"Okay seriously. Do I know you? This is the second time you've shown up."

Uxaris cracked his neck, then his fingers. He didn't notice, but his body had started to crackle with a menacing purple energy. He looked decidedly unhappy. Extremely so.

"Secondly. What's a 'dorkling' or whatever it is you said? Thirdly..."

His arm was immediately wreathed in a white gauntlet of energy, curled into a fist. The malevolent energy sparked and cracked along his arm. He was positively vicious, and it showed on his expression. It was made all the more obvious when his fur turned purple, and his eyes became solid black.

"If you should ever interrupt my time with someone I care about again..."

A quick pause for dramatic effect.

"You. Will. Die."

Just like that, the changes reversed themselves, and his rather plain look returned, while he turned back to face Lulu with a smile.

"What were we talking about, my sweet?"



THERE HE IS nice to see you Z...Z..Zexous Teorza told me and your shadowy little dudad
He bursts into flame
doesnt scare me...I thought you needed unision


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Scrubby Yum Yums

Senior Member

09-14-2012

Quote:
benjimenfire:
THERE HE IS nice to see you Z...Z..Zexous Teorza told me and your shadowy little dudad
He bursts into flame
doesnt scare me...I thought you needed unision


Uxaris' body changed back immediately, a cold glare leveling on the distraction that was Ben. The glare turned into a sneer after a moment.

"Sorry kid. You're talking to Uxaris. Get your facts straight or get outta my face."

Once again, the dark transformation was undone, and he returned to look at Lulu and his cake.


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benjimenfire

Senior Member

09-14-2012

He sighs
oh well thought this could be fun but I can settle for this
he smiles
the way I figure the only way to fight you is to make you mad and I dont care if you want to fight it..is..going..to..HAPPEN
The pure intensity of this outburst of flames forces lulu and ux to look away when they turn back the cake it gone
so whats it going to be?


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Iron Ambássador

Senior Member

09-14-2012

((Dearly beloved, we have gathered here to place benji in his final rest... ))


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TeoLeif

Senior Member

09-14-2012

((...may he rest in pieces.))


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benjimenfire

Senior Member

09-14-2012

((hell will send me back in a box saying keep him))


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Ask the Megling

Senior Member

09-14-2012

((And there's a good reason for that, although you might be wrong about what you think it is.))


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Wizerdlol

Senior Member

09-14-2012

((and wiz will jump in when the food is here))


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Scrubby Yum Yums

Senior Member

09-14-2012

((And in the end, I still get the girl.))

((I'm kay wit it.))