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Ask Fortune

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08-10-2012

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Yeah well...uh...no.Don't wanna see how the Institute of War will become your shopping mall.
Sexism much? I'm not a shopaholic.


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Asking Akali

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08-10-2012

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Sexism much? I'm not a shopaholic.
What is a.... shopaholic..?


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Ask Fortune

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08-10-2012

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What is a.... shopaholic..?
It's those nutty people who spend hours on end looking at every single item in every store and mall they visit. Shopping is a literal addiction for them. Pretty sad.


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Asking Akali

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08-10-2012

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It's those nutty people who spend hours on end looking at every single item in every store and mall they visit. Shopping is a literal addiction for them. Pretty sad.
I still do not understand... what is a mall?


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Ask Fortune

Senior Member

08-10-2012

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I still do not understand... what is a mall?
...a big collection of shops and items. Where've you been, girl?


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Razie

Senior Member

08-10-2012

((Holy upvotes batman))

Jarvan, is Demacia in need of anymore chefs?

~Lucas, bird of summoner Razmig


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AskMadmanMundo

Senior Member

08-10-2012

Jarvan IV,

Mundo has develop new steroid, he want to test effectiveness, you spar Mundo?

- Dr.Mundo Edmundo, Madman of Zaun


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Ask Jarvan IV

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08-10-2012

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Want me to take care of the remainder of your brain? Beatrice loves the wormy parts.
Funny. But I've been meaning to ask, what's that thing hideous thing you seem to have coming out of your neck?

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The usual hard work. Anything I feel unnecessary to do in person. Or something stupid like rubbing his behind all over your palace.

And how do you know I am not already in Demacia?
He comes anywhere near the palace and he dies on the spot. He's a big guy. I wonder how many arrows his chest could hold?

And that's easy. I don't smell wet garbage. Consider bathing.

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They betrayed Noxus. Luckily, Katarina has a influential sister and history, which might just allow her to merely loose the standing but be given right regain it by serving Noxus.
Talon, on the other hand, might not be so lucky.

((Hope I can carry his legacy. SALUTE THE OLD SWAIN!))
Something tells me Talon won't care. And that you won't be able to find him.

((If what I'm seeing is any indication, you'll do just as good as our old Swain.

/salute))

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((Hey. Don't look at me. Look at birdbrain and Sarah Palin for your ****storm))
((You're encouraging them, *******.))


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(Sarah Palin @#$%^^$@#@$@$@ dead monkey)

Relax, Jarvan, it's not you I'm annoyed with, just politics. I'd still totally give you my bra if you asked.

*snicker*
Yeah, don't count on that happening any time soon.

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But hey, you should know, a lot of Valoran feels this way. Sure, Ionia and Bilgewater might have indirect little alliances one way or the other, but most of us just wish both of you had to answer to a higher power, force peace once and for all.

I'm thinking Empress Fortune, hm?
The world will burn.

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What is a.... shopaholic..?
An empty shell of a creature.

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...a big collection of shops and items. Where've you been, girl?
Another world, perhaps?

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((Holy upvotes batman))

Jarvan, is Demacia in need of anymore chefs?

~Lucas, bird of summoner Razmig
Depends. Are you good?

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Jarvan IV,

Mundo has develop new steroid, he want to test effectiveness, you spar Mundo?

- Dr.Mundo Edmundo, Madman of Zaun
I'm not sure that's a good idea.


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IS1c35b91acc2fd88f04ccd

Senior Member

08-10-2012

Karma comes in, guided by a Demacian guard, she thanks him for his instructions.

"Namaste Jarvan, it is good to you again."

"I cannot begin to express my gratitude on your intervention during the Noxian invasion."

She pulls out a dainty little bag. The faint odor of herbal tea is wafting from it.

"I digress, your father wanted this... however i can't seem to find him. Can you deliver it for me?"


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AskMadmanMundo

Senior Member

08-10-2012

...Really?.....REAAAAALY?

OK wimp whatever you say...

Mundo grumbles about Jarvan being a spoiled brat.