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Stupid things you've done in the morning.

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Destaice

Member

02-23-2012

Was sleepy and I thought the container of chicken broth was juice.


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Uccisore

Senior Member

02-23-2012

I wake up in the morning convinced of strange imperatives sometimes. Like, I'll bolt out of bed, thinking "Holy ****, I have to call Dad and tell him about the peaches!" and I'll get up, and put some pants on, and head to the phone, and maybe even start dialing before I realize there aren't actually any peaches, and even if there were, Dad wouldn't give a ****.


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Ravel

Senior Member

02-23-2012

My freshman year of college I worked early morning custodial (starting at 5am). However, since I was in the dorms, I never went to bed until 1-2am anyways.

Once I woke up really tired, and took a few minutes to focus myself. After thinking really hard about what I needed to go shower, I finally decided that I needed a clothes hanger, and then I'd be ok. I turned the hot water on, hopped in the shower, and it wasn't until I couldn't remember what I was supposed to do with the hanger (which I took a good couple of minutes trying to remember), that I realized that you generally don't take hangers into the shower.


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Chance And Łuck

Senior Member

02-23-2012

I once poured orange juice into my bowl of cereal and milk into my glass.


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Twerking Braixen

Senior Member

02-23-2012

I forgot to write in my dream journal (STUPID STUPID), but then again I didn't remember anything significant at the time.


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Pain Monst3R

Senior Member

02-23-2012

Woke up in the morning, meant to start my day off by turning the radio channel to Rush Limbaugh as I usually do (He's not really right wing enough for me, but given the predominance of Leftism's reach in media culture you have to settle for what you can get unfortunately, even if it is by FAR too mild...) , accidentally flipped to some vile liberal radio talkshow. Ugh, I'll never forget the searing 10 seconds of hearing that long haired bedwetting socialist weasel mouthbreath/speak into the mic, god ****. Needless to say, I panicked, and in an attempt to no avail to turn off the radio I had to instead resort to smashing it. Oh well, hard work bought me a new one with ease, success comes naturally to those who don't sit around all day whining about it holding OWS signs, there's surely a lesson to be learned there, libs.


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Lagfromhell

Senior Member

02-23-2012

I once headed out the door to go to work and made it all the way to my car before I realized I didn't have my keys. These were on a key chain that also had my house keys on it.


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Pain Monst3R

Senior Member

02-23-2012

Bumping this so I can laugh at the ineptitude of you all.


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Coedeed

Senior Member

02-23-2012

Pissed on the floor/wall.


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legends made

Senior Member

02-23-2012

walk on a wall and trip while on the toilet cause my legs fell asleep

and fall asleep on the toilet.


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