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Ask Fizz

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Ask Talon

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03-02-2012

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Ask Ahri:
Dear Fizz

It was you who put fish oil on Miss Fortune's shampoo bottle right before I took it wasn't it? ...Well played. Wait for a rebuttal.


I must observe these pranksters....


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

03-02-2012

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Ask F├Čora:
Fish creature! Are you the one responsible for replacing my perfumes with Singed's chemicles?

...for once, no. I try to avoid going anywhere near Zaun. All that pollution... I feel sick just thinking about it. Plus, Singed doesn't like me.


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

03-02-2012

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Ask Ahri:
Dear Fizz

It was you who put fish oil on Miss Fortune's shampoo bottle right before I took it wasn't it? ...Well played. Wait for a rebuttal.

She knew you were taking it, so she asked me. And good luck catching me. As some Summoners say, "Fear the troll-pole."

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Ask Talon:
I must observe these pranksters....

I'd show you a few tricks, but I don't think it's a good idea helping you become even more slippery.


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IS1beb7dd44e7faee00386e

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03-02-2012

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Ask Fizz:
She knew you were taking it, so she asked me. And good luck catching me. As some Summoners say, "Fear the troll-pole."


But, how did she know? I only took it twice and I'm certain she wasn't looking... Perhaps I should take someone else's shampoo. Hm, Lux's hair is very nice...


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Ask Fizz

Senior Member

03-02-2012

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Ask Ahri:
But, how did she know? I only took it twice and I'm certain she wasn't looking... Perhaps I should take someone else's shampoo. Hm, Lux's hair is very nice...

If your tails turn blue, blame Talon.


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Ask Talon

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03-02-2012

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Ask Fizz:
If your tails turn blue, blame Talon.


What? Noxians do not dye things blue!


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Ask Fizz

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03-02-2012

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Ask Talon:
What? Noxians do not dye things blue!

Neither do I.

...on a good day.


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Ask Ezreal

Senior Member

03-02-2012

Fizz are you aware that chomper is also a trickster ? He was going to offer information on some hidden ruins near Ithicia and in exchange he wanted to see my lantern, now its in his mouth, and he's refusing to return it. Would you mind getting it for me before I have to resort to more...drastic measures.
~Ezreal


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Ask Fizz

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03-02-2012

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Ask Ezreal:
Fizz are you aware that chomper is also a trickster ? He was going to offer information on some hidden ruins near Ithicia and in exchange he wanted to see my lantern, now its in his mouth, and he's refusing to return it. Would you mind getting it for me before I have to resort to more...drastic measures.
~Ezreal

Of course I know Chomper is a trickster. As for the lantern... those ruins must be pretty important or something. Chomper follows a rule know as 'equivalent exchange'. So you'd need to give him something worth as much as the info.


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

03-02-2012

Fizz, is there any particular reason you asked me if dragons could breed with any species?