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Ask Twisted Fate

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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

11-18-2012

Evelynn, still so relaxed as to be practically helpless, only stretched out her arms for a hug from the spontaneous mechanical girl.


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AsktheCardmaster

Senior Member

11-19-2012

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Evelynn sighed, crossing her arms and using them as a makeshift pillow. "Fate, you know I'm no good at relationships. Sure I'm friends with 'Shy and Morg; even flirtatious with them. But I doubt it'll go anywhere."


"Aw come on Eve ya' have ta' have more faith than that in Destiny n' yerself." Twisted Fate said as his hands eventually reached her lower back...wow she was tense even after working his way down. So he really put his hands to work on on her lower back and would keep going until there was no sign of tension.

Then Orianna bursted through another dimension,
"Good ta' see ya' Orianna. The business is always goin' swell after all Ah never lose. As fer' Mrs. Destiny Ah haven't met her yet. She realigned mah course n' Ah'm on ta' new adventures."


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Suripi Okami

Recruiter

11-19-2012

Umm......Twisted Fate,do you use your tarot cards for fortune telling or is it a battle only thing?
I would also like to know if you give lessons on fortune telling.


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AsktheCardmaster

Senior Member

11-19-2012

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Suripi Okami:
Umm......Twisted Fate,do you use your tarot cards for fortune telling or is it a battle only thing?
I would also like to know if you give lessons on fortune telling.


Summoner, ya' seem ta' have forgotten the fact that Ah can use any card fer' battle. Tarot, playin' cards, if you had me a card Ah'll have some use fer' it. Ya' also forget Ah'm magical n' all so Ah can enchant them.

Ah can teach ya' how ta' tell other's fortunes....fer' a minor fee.


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Evelynn stuffs a letter down Twisted Fate's waistline, like she was giving a dollar to a striper.

Dear Fatey,

Why do you write letters in your accent? Seems like it would take longer to insert all those apostrophes and remove most R's.

Love, Evey


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AsktheCardmaster

Senior Member

11-19-2012

((Facepalm))

Twisted Fate removes the letter and reads it, "Fer' the exact same reason ya' choose to write a letter instead of askin' me...habit."


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Ask Græves

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Walks in. His face has an angry look on his face as he re-guards the card master. He makes no move to grab destiny. As much as Ay would like to beat yer' sorry ass. This is your home turf and ay know when to back off from a fight ay cannot win. I came to play cards. He crosses his arms and stands there staring.

(Hi tf. I'm the new Ask Graves since the last one stepped down. Currently I am trying to just visit some of the channels to see what other Asks are doing.)


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Suripi Okami

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11-19-2012

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AskTheCardmaster:
Summoner, ya' seem ta' have forgotten the fact that Ah can use any card fer' battle. Tarot, playin' cards, if you had me a card Ah'll have some use fer' it. Ya' also forget Ah'm magical n' all so Ah can enchant them.

Ah can teach ya' how ta' tell other's fortunes....fer' a minor fee.

Oh.........how much is that cost?


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AsktheCardmaster

Senior Member

11-19-2012

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Oh.........how much is that cost?


Ah'll say about 75 gold an hour or so or ya' could pay 300 gold. Whichever ya' perfer summoner.

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Walks in. His face has an angry look on his face as he re-guards the card master. He makes no move to grab destiny. As much as Ay would like to beat yer' sorry ass. This is your home turf and ay know when to back off from a fight ay cannot win. I came to play cards. He crosses his arms and stands there staring.

(Hi tf. I'm the new Ask Graves since the last one stepped down. Currently I am trying to just visit some of the channels to see what other Asks are doing.)


((Pro tip...follow the previous Graves' accent he was much better than I at that.))

Twisted Fate regarded Graves cautiously from under his hat. He didn't really want to deal with Graves' tantrums, but at the mention of card games he figured it was better than Graves shooting up his place. He sat down at a table before pulling out a deck of playing cards, "Ya' know Ah'm the better player n' all, so what shall we play."


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Evelynn smirked at Fate's comment but didn't follow up. She had always told him that she thought his accent was sexy, and she had meant it. On the other hand, however, she had spent a fair portion of their relationship (and subsequent friendship) poking fun of it.

Graves too, when he and Fate were on "better terms".

"Hello, Malcolm," Evelynn rolled over to regard Fate's new guest. "My, you're looking more and more weathered every time I see you. Time to dye the beard brown again?"