Mordekaiser --> Blitzcrank: Who is the Iron Man now? Ha ha ha...
Blitzcrank --> Orianna: DAISY-DAISY-GIVE-ME-YOUR-AN-SIR-DUE
Me-->Teemo: "I GOT YOU THIS TIME, GADGET!"
Talon > Anyone : Augh, I'm not getting that blade back.
Oh goody it's my favorite time of the day! Well I've been having a roll in the Ask Shaco thread, might as well keep the good times rolling!
In Alphabetical Order:
Shaco -> Ahri: "That was fun! Now time to make that coat!"
Shaco -> Akali: "You think those smoke bombs make you hard to find? Just wait until they try to find the body!"
Shaco -> Alistar: "I've always enjoyed my steaks a bit bloody!"
Shaco -> Amumu: "Now go cry back to dear old momm-oh yeah, that's right!"
Shaco -> Anivia: "Immortal in age but you shatter like glass!"
Shaco -> Annie: "Sorry dolly, but you're playing with the big boys now!"
Shaco -> Ashe: "Oh I always enjoy killing royalty!"
Shaco -> Blitzcrank: "But where's the blood!? Bah! You're boring!"
Shaco -> Brand: "Go find yourself a REAL body, and I'll kill that to!"
Shaco -> Caitlyn: "Some detective, HAH! Never saw it coming!"
Shaco -> Cassiopeia: "Beauty's only skin deep, so let's peel that skin off of you!"
Shaco -> Cho'Gath: "I'm going to keep killing you until you're sick of the League and bring the Void! Don't hold up the party!"
Shaco -> Corki: "Ick, he's all over the cockpit! HAHAHAHAA!!!"
Shaco -> Dr. Mundo: "Mundo goes where I please, and I'm going to scatter you all over the map!"
Shaco -> Evelynn: "Want a tip sweety? Turn invisible and stay that way for the rest of the match!"
Shaco -> Ezreal: "You want a 'real' adventure, how about we explore your intestinal tract!?"
Shaco -> Fiddlesticks: "Are you FINALLY afraid of me yet?"
Shaco -> Fiora: "Daddy's not the only disappointment from what I've seen!"
Shaco -> Fizz: "Last of your kind? Let's shoot for full extinction!"
Shaco -> Galio: "You failed to protect your master, and now your team! Hoo~hoo, what a failure!"
Shaco -> Gangplank: "I'd keelhaul you if I could but I don't have the rope."
Shaco -> Garen: "I'm going to stick your body in a bush and see if I can get a cheap laugh!"
Shaco -> Gragas: "That's what I like about you Gragas, PLENTY of back to stab!"
Shaco -> Graves: "I find your name suitably appropriate!"
Shaco -> Heimerdinger: "Oh I do so enjoy squishing that head of yours!"
Shaco -> Irelia: "I LOVE killing Ionians, you make such a show out of it!"
Shaco -> Janna: "I'll slice you to ribbons and scatter you on the winds!"
Shaco -> Jarvan IV: "Lets try this again outside of the arena sometime, I got contracts to fulfill you know!?"
Shaco -> Jax: "Lets see what kind of "Armsmaster" you are when I cut off your arms!"
Shaco -> Karma: "What goes around, comes around, and STABS you in the back!"
Shaco -> Karthus: "You should start singing about your own death Karthy!"
Shaco -> Kassadin: "Come on Kassadin! Let your sanity go and just go INSANE already! I know you want to!"
Shaco -> Katarina: "Oh I HATE competition so I REALLY love killing you!"
Shaco -> Kayle: "Maybe you should reconsider calling yourself Immortal, false advertising!"
Shaco -> Kennen: "Run faster next time, I love it when they run!"
Shaco -> Kog'Maw: "Why can't more of my victims explode like you do when I kill them?"
Shaco -> LeBlanc: "Outsmarted by an insane killer! Oh, insult to injury!"
Shaco -> Lee Sin: "Go back to killing little boys, at least that's something you're good at!"
Shaco -> Leona: "Lets get rid of those pesky eyes of yours, no more sunlight for you!"
Shaco -> Lulu: "I wonder if the Glade ever had a serial killer problem? We should fix that!"
Shaco -> Lux: "Lets hear that laugh of yours now! LAUGH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Shaco -> Malphite: "Yeesh, now look at what you've done, I'm going to have to resharpen my darling stilettos."
Shaco -> Malzahar: "Always a shame to kill a fellow psychopath! Well not really."
Shaco -> Maokai: "I've had a bit of a green thumb, especially when it came to weeding!"
Shaco -> Master Yi: "Should have ran the other direction!"
Shaco -> Miss Fortune: "When you come into the Fields with a name like that how am I NOT supposed to kill you for the sake of irony!?"
Shaco -> Mordekaiser: "I love the way my blades spark when I slash you to pieces!"
Shaco -> Morgana: "You lost your family, your friends, and now your life! Oh why do you even come back at this point!?"
Shaco -> Nasus: "Play dead! Good boy! Oh that's a smart puppy!"
Shaco -> Nautilus: "Well that suit doesn't do much to stop daggers does it!?"
Shaco -> Nidalee: "More than one way to skin, gut, and maim a cat, and I'll show you every way possible!"
Shaco -> Nocturne: "Love the way you work but amateur's hour is over!"
Shaco -> Nunu: "I killed a little boy AND a slobbering yeti, you're twice the fun as the other smucks!"
Shaco -> Olaf: "One day you're going to lead me STRAIGHT to your people! Then I'll have some REAL fun!"
Shaco -> Orianna: "Killing you is no fun, it's like breaking your daddy's favorite toy!"
Shaco -> Pantheon: "Come on Artisan, do me a favor and rate that slaughter!"
Shaco -> Poppy: "Like daddy, like daughter, death by assassin!"
Shaco -> Rammus: "Okie-Dokie!"
Shaco -> Renekton: "That reminds me, I really need some new shoes."
Shaco -> Riven: "So how about it, do you feel redeemed yet? That's why you're here right!? HAHAHAHAA!!!!"
Shaco -> Rumble: "Oh I may not be a bully but I'm ALWAYS happy to make fun of you!"
Shaco -> Ryze: "Well Ryze, you figured out where MY powers come from yet?"
Shaco -> Sejuani: "Is this what helping your people looks like? Huh! Some people will make up the most crazy excuses!"
Shaco -> Shaco: "Wait a second... wasn't that... he looked a lot like... huh, I guess I really am crazy! HAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Shaco -> Shen: "That's amazing! He didn't even flinch! Oh I love killing him, he's so unique!"
Shaco -> Shyvana: "Guess I'll add Dragon Slayer to my already twisted resume!"
Shaco -> Singed: "Killing you is easy, it's getting the strange stains out that's the tricky part."
Shaco -> Sion: "Want your spleen back? HAHAHAHA!!! Come and get it!"
Shaco -> Sivir: "It's a shame I can never slice up that pretty face of yours and have it stick that way."
Shaco -> Skarner: "I got my stomping boots!"
Shaco -> Sona: "For my next trick, I'm going to make you SCREAM!"
Shaco -> Soraka: "You keep healing, I'll keep killing! Ying and Yang, you and I!"
Shaco -> Swain: "Tactics don't work on INSANE people!"
Shaco -> Talon: "What's the point of killing so efficiently? Have some fun with your murders like MEEEE~hee~hee~hee~hee!"
Shaco -> Taric: "Well that needless bloodshed was fabulous!"
Shaco -> Teemo: "I'm going to force-feed you a mushroom and watch you explode!"
Shaco -> Tristana: "I love killing Yordles! It's like killing children, hard to kill just one!"
Shaco -> Trundle: "I like how I keep cutting off your flesh and it keeps growing back! Hello? Oops! Broke my favorite toy, again."
Shaco -> Tryndamere: "Well now you have a real reason to be upset, you're freaking DEAD!"
Shaco -> Twisted Fate: "Look into your future Fate, here's a spoiler: more of the same!"
Shaco -> Twitch: "Oooh, I'm going to be smelling that death for weeks!"
Shaco -> Udyr: "I think I'm going to mount your head on my wall!"
Shaco -> Urgot: "Killing you is like popping a blood filled water balloon, it never gets old!"
Shaco -> Vayne: "Do you remember their screams? Hee~hee, I do."
Shaco -> Veigar: "I'm going to use your corpse to prop up my table! Yes that is a short-joke!"
Shaco -> Viktor: "You're going to have to replace a lot more of your body until this stops hurting!"
Shaco -> Vladimir: "That blood your tasting right now? It's your own!"
Shaco -> Volibear: "Oh good, I needed a new fur rug!"
Shaco -> Warwick: "I'm not much of a fan of your new work, teeth and claws? Yeesh, so mundane!"
Shaco -> Wukong: "How's that for a lesson Junior? Learn something?"
Shaco -> Xerath: "For someone who 'ascended' you sure die like any other mortal here!"
Shaco -> Xin Zhao: "If you're supposed to be the King's bodyguard, then killing him must be a piece of cake!"
Shaco -> Yorick: "Before you come back you may want to start digging yourself a grave!"
Shaco -> Ziggs: "And here comes the fireworks!"
Shaco -> Zilean: "Come on! Get up! Reverse time and get up so I can kill you again! Please!?"
The things I do when bored, right?
Anivia -> Cho'Gath: "Your kind will never have this world beast."
Anivia -> Malzahar: "I will release you from your madness."
Anivia -> Fiddlesticks: "I will never fear you creature."
Anivia -> Ashe/Nunu: "Forgive me."
Anivia -> Sejuani: "So much needless anger..."
Anivia -> Xerath: "You are so reckless with your gifts, it will be the end of you."
There's a couple that just popped into my head, if you have a request for a specific champion feel free to make it and I'll be happy to oblige.
~Anivia, the Cryophoenix
"You can't run faster than light!"
-Lady Crownguard the Luminous
Riven -> Singed: "Fury Company's revenge."
Riven -> Swain: "A taste of what's to come."
Riven -> Warwick: "You haven't been punished enough."
... More to come?
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