Have you ever wondered ... ?

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Envy Shizumi

Junior Member

12-01-2012

Have you ever stopped and wondered: what if the minions that are spawned aren't all different, but instead the same ones, roughly 50 or so.

And after every battle, they return to their homes, only briefly, to their family. Unable to provide for them due to us constantly stealing the last hits. They can barely get 50 gold a day to help support their wife/husband and kid(s) while enduring agonizing deaths in many different ways such as being sliced apart or blown up by champions, just because we want an extra item that we don't really need.

And, due to them being unable to take in enough income, one of their children falls gravely ill or dies due to starvation.

Have you ever wondered about that?


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Scarlet Flandre

Member

12-01-2012

I took the blue pill


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Jack of Fury

Member

12-01-2012

sadly the minions in my game are pretty rich then

especially the cannon minion ~_~ that b@stard


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Dat Asian Gurl

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12-01-2012

It's ok. They get a salary thanks to the League beneficiaries.


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Envy Shizumi

Junior Member

12-01-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack of Fury View Post
sadly the minions in my game are pretty rich then

especially the cannon minion ~_~ that b@stard
Think about the turrets then, especially the front ones.


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Kiun

Senior Member

12-01-2012

It's kay, ambient gold means they'll get a GP10 by like, 7 minutes in.


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AgitatedOne

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12-01-2012

LoL answer: minions are actually constructs controlled by low level summoners who are still figuring things out.

lol/aw answer: we are mass murderers and have caused families to be separated, lives lost, and many a heart has been broken all in the pursuit of gold and fun.


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BeelzeBuff

Senior Member

12-01-2012

Purple Caster Minion goes home to his *****es and flashes his stacks of cash for last hitting champions